Not content to let her ubiquitous name slowly fade out of our collective consciousness, Paris Hilton is attempting yet another TV series, this time to be filmed in England. The title of the show sums up the premise: Paris Hilton’s New BFF. Paris will put up a group of aspiring pals in a hotel, and will whittle them down until she finds her ultimate bestie.
The show is based on a US-version that’s slated to air later this year on MTV, but Hilton chose to do a UK version as well. “Everyone knows I love LA,” explained Paris in a statement that was obviously written out beforehand. “But London, watch out — I’m coming to town and bringing my fast-paced life with me. I’m in the UK all the time, but of course I can’t bring all my friends, so I’ve decided to look for a new BFF across the pond.” [Photo: Getty Images]
A doctor found guilty of indecent exposure got no points for novelty when he appealed the verdict by claiming his penis was too small to be the one in question.
“She Bangs,” Ricky? How the hell would you know? Ricky Martin is the happy of father of twins — and all he had to do was fill a Cup Of Life (ole! ole! ole!). “The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky’s full-time care,” said a publicist. No word on who donated the egg, but we’re guessing Martin made sure the mother was sexy. [AP]
It all started with rapper/actor Bow Wowplayfully challengingrapper/starf*cker The Game to a game of Madden X, suggesting that the winner would get to donate $100,000 of the other rapper’s money to their favorite charity. The Game seemed to miss the “charity” aspect in his retort, however, claiming that he has all the money he needs. What The Game needs, however, is blowjobs. Blowjobs from Bow Wow’s ex Ciara. “How about we raise the stakes…call Ciara and tell her to suck EVERYBODY on this bus’s dick.” The Game then lists the names of the would-be recipients, who nod enthusiastically. Moral of the story: rappers need to stop interacting with The Game. If you ignore him, he might go away. [Industry Finest]
Maybe Michael Phelps should stick to promoting beer pong. “Experts” are complaining that Michael Phelps’ endorsement of Frosted Flakes sends the wrong message to children. According to nutritionist Rebecca Solomon, “I would not consider Frosted Flakes the food of an Olympian. I would rather see him promoting Fiber One. I would rather see him promoting oatmeal. I would even rather see him promoting Cheerios.” Tell you what, Ms. Solomon. Why don’t you win yourself eight gold medals in one year and then tell Michael Phelps what you consider the food of an Olympian. Michael Phelps isn’t going to tell the obese children of America to eat their Fiber One. He’s going to eat a bowl of Frosted Flakes, swim a lap before you can say “three times the sugar than in Wheaties,” and give Tony The Tiger a high-five! Vitamin packed Frosted Flakes bring out the tiger in Michael Phelps! And you! [NY Daily News]
Janet Jacksonbared one of her breasts during the 2004 Super Bowl. Having acknowledged this, we may now discuss the singer’s new lingerie line, The Pleasure Principle. “I’ve always hated when lingerie is uncomfortable, so the fit in comfort was key,” said Janet, explaining why the cup sizes range from 32A to 44G. “Lingerie is a passion for me, and just like music and acting, I can’t do it unless I put 100 percent into it.” It’s great to have passions, but why did she have to name her underthings after a song that’s over twenty years old? The line doesn’t come out till November, so there’s still time for her to consider Titty Y.O. or Damita Juggs. [Chicago Sun-Times]
Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger prances around and shows off her smokin’ hot bikini body while on vacation in Ibiza with boyfriend Lewis Hamilton and friends. All that dancing keeps this fancy feline in tip-top shape. Scandalist favorite Kim Kardashian recently performed with the Pussycat Dolls in Las Vegas. But who puts on a better show? Kim and her famous badonkadonk or Nicole and her mile long legs? These two may have to fight it out in the litterbox. Meow!
