Tila Gives New Girl A Shot At Love


It’s impossible to keep up with Tila Tequila’s love life. Two weeks ago, Tila was cuddling at a fashion show with ex-girlfriend Courtenay Semel, who had not only dumped her about a month ago but had allegedly cheated on her, too. A mere week ago, Page Six wrote that Tila was straddling the Mac Guy (aka Justin Long) during a makeout session in Las Vegas.

The latest update on Tila’s quest to find love comes from paparazzi photographers who claim the unidentified girl she’s locking lips with in front of the Crown Bar in Los Angeles is her “latest lover.” You can’t always believe the paparazzi, but the pictures look pretty convincing. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Gruesome Twosome: Tila Tequila And The Mac Guy

Poor Justin Long. We here at Scandalist suspect he’s experiencing a post-Barrymore downward spiral. Since their break-up, Long’s been spotted with actress Kirsten Dunst, but even she wouldn’t admit they were dating. Now he’s resorted to picking up reality television leftovers, in the form of one pint-sized bisexual sexpot, our very own Tila Tequila.

A source told Page Six that Tila and the Mac Guy were spotted together in Vegas, once at the airport and again at a club. Apparently, Long wanted to drown his love sorrows in Tila’s crotch, so he “asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww.” And honestly, we feel the source put it best: Eww, indeed. So does this mean Tila’s done with ladyfriend Courtenay Semel? [Photo: Getty]

Tila: Still Kissing Girls, Still Horny For Attention

Surprise, surprise! Tila Tequila has gotten back together with on-again-off-again girlfriend Courtenay Semel, probably because she realized that she gets more attention kissing girls than blowing air kisses alone. The pair cuddled close at a fashion show in LA on Friday night, where Tila attempted to engage the cameras by lifting up her skirt for all to see. Luckily, she failed at flashing the world, and succeeded only in reminding us what an attention ho she is, and how much we love it. Check out more pics below - Tila would want you to!  [Photo: FilmMagic]

Tila Tequila Gets Paid For Her T&A

We don’t know whether hiring Tila Tequila to host the grand opening of T&T (Tacos & Tequila) in Las Vegas was a marketing blunder or a savvy move. On the one hand, it’s hard to imagine that a Mexican restaurant’s association with a Vietnamese sexpot who fed people bull penises and pig vaginas on reality TV would be positive. Then again, this eatery not only shares Tila Tequila’s initials (”T&T”) but the name is a not-so-subtle pun on “T&A” — and Tila has plenty of that . Genius!

Nestled cozily in a 8,200-square-foot space in the Egyptian-themed hotel and casino Luxor, the amusement park strip club restaurant features a rock soundtrack, dancing skeletons and a “bullfighting arena feel.” Patrons, of course, get served by “Tequila Temptresses.” Call us snooty, but we already have a headache. And we’re pretty sure most celebrities feel the same way. Just consider that comedian Carrot Top and magician Chriss Angel seem to be the closest thing to A-Listers at last night’s opening.

Tila Tequila Dumped Again

Has there ever been a bisexual reality television star as unlucky in love as Tila Tequila? Apparently not. The sapphic sexpot has been dumped by Yahoo! heiress Courtenay Semel after several months of exchanging bodily fluids in very public displays of affection. There’s no word on who the lucky lesbian is that snagged (or is it stole?) the ultra-moneyed Semel, but she was spotted holding hands with the brunette above before entering a bar in West Hollywood.

According to one report, Courtenay broke off the relationship after cheating on Tila. Ouch! Whatever will Tila do now? Should she try to sign on for MTV’s A Shot at Love 3? Or should she take a long pause before giving out any more “keys” to her heart?

Take a look back at Tila and Courtenay in happier times. [Photo: Splash News Online]

VMAs: Top 10 Most Hideous Looks

Most of the stars looked downright amazing at this year’s VMAs — including Britney Spears, who swept up all the Moonmen at this year’s show but disappointed some fans by not performing her latest hit (”Gimme More”). But there’s always a couple of fashion flops. After the jump, see for yourself and don’t forget to read our VMAs Gossip Diary.

10. CIARA


It’s almost impossible to find fault with the statuesque Ciara, but we can’t let her mop-head wig go without comment. Was she going for a retro Tina Turner look? We want her old hair back.

9. RIHANNA

Another singer with one name who looks flawless 99 percent of the time, we tried to write off Rihanna’s Thriller-esque stage outfit as a dramatic prop. But that carpet on her ass put us over the edge.

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Tila Tequila Boogies

Everyone’s favorite celesbian, Tila Tequila, hit up Co Co Deville nightclub last night with girlfriend Courtenay Semel. Above is a sampling of her killer dance moves. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Hollywood’s 16 Hottest Celesbians

Between Katy Perry kissing girls (and liking it), Lindsay and Samantha pledging their love via MySpace messages, and Penelope Cruz’s tonsil hockey session with Scarlett Johansson in this summer’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona, girl-on-girl action appears to be the latest Hollywood trend. From the obviously out (Tila) to the maybe-the-world’s-just-wishing (Jessica Biel), check out Hollywood’s 16 hottest celesbians.

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Tila Tequila And Courtenay Semel Are Posers

Tila Tequila may have been dumped in the finale of her reality TV dating show, but it didn’t take her long to score Yahoo! heiress and former Lindsay Lohan gal pal Courtenay Semel. These pictures of the two frolicking at a hotel pool in Hollywood were snapped last Monday, only a couple of days before Courtenay spent a night in jail for battering a security guard at a club in Las Vegas. According to photographers, Tila and Courtenay were rubbing lotion all over each other and downing shots — of tequila, we presume.

It’s kind of hard to imagine that these high-res, close-up shots weren’t staged. If you think about it, who looks this hot, happy, in love and put-together while taking a casual afternoon swim? But here’s the bigger question: Is Courtenay Semel the reason that Tila Tequila presumably won’t be returning for MTV’s A Shot at Love 3?

(Photo: Splash News Online)

Courtenay Semel Busted For Battery

Courtenay Semel, Tila Tequila’s lesbian girlfriend, spent the night in a Las Vegas jail for allegedly smacking a security guard in the back of the head. The daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, who is the rumored ex-lover of Lindsay Lohan, was allegedly falling over drunk and decided to leave a lasting impression on her way out of Pure nightclub. Courtenay was immediately detained by Caesars Palace security while her pals, including Vegas showman Jeff Beacher, waited for the popo to arrive and bust her for battery.

Earlier in the night, according to the New York Post, Courtenay ate dinner at Sushi Samba in the Palazzo with Kourtney Kardashian while being filmed for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. We’re sure it was the sake’s fault!