Thursday, November 6th, 2008

It’s impossible to keep up with Tila Tequila’s love life. Two weeks ago, Tila was cuddling at a fashion show with ex-girlfriend Courtenay Semel, who had not only dumped her about a month ago but had allegedly cheated on her, too. A mere week ago, Page Six wrote that Tila was straddling the Mac Guy (aka Justin Long) during a makeout session in Las Vegas.
The latest update on Tila’s quest to find love comes from paparazzi photographers who claim the unidentified girl she’s locking lips with in front of the Crown Bar in Los Angeles is her “latest lover.” You can’t always believe the paparazzi, but the pictures look pretty convincing. [Photos: Splash News Online]
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Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

Poor Justin Long. We here at Scandalist suspect he’s experiencing a post-Barrymore downward spiral. Since their break-up, Long’s been spotted with actress Kirsten Dunst, but even she wouldn’t admit they were dating. Now he’s resorted to picking up reality television leftovers, in the form of one pint-sized bisexual sexpot, our very own Tila Tequila.
A source told Page Six that Tila and the Mac Guy were spotted together in Vegas, once at the airport and again at a club. Apparently, Long wanted to drown his love sorrows in Tila’s crotch, so he “asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww.” And honestly, we feel the source put it best: Eww, indeed. So does this mean Tila’s done with ladyfriend Courtenay Semel? [Photo: Getty]
Tuesday, October 28th, 2008
Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

We don’t know whether hiring Tila Tequila to host the grand opening of T&T (Tacos & Tequila) in Las Vegas was a marketing blunder or a savvy move. On the one hand, it’s hard to imagine that a Mexican restaurant’s association with a Vietnamese sexpot who fed people bull penises and pig vaginas on reality TV would be positive. Then again, this eatery not only shares Tila Tequila’s initials (”T&T”) but the name is a not-so-subtle pun on “T&A” — and Tila has plenty of that . Genius!
Nestled cozily in a 8,200-square-foot space in the Egyptian-themed hotel and casino Luxor, the amusement park strip club restaurant features a rock soundtrack, dancing skeletons and a “bullfighting arena feel.” Patrons, of course, get served by “Tequila Temptresses.” Call us snooty, but we already have a headache. And we’re pretty sure most celebrities feel the same way. Just consider that comedian Carrot Top and magician Chriss Angel seem to be the closest thing to A-Listers at last night’s opening.
Criss Angel arrives at the grand opening of T&T (Tacos & Tequila) on Oct. 22 in Las Vegas, Nevada. [Photo: FilmMagic]
Carrot Top arrives at the grand opening of T&T (Tacos & Tequila) on Oct. 22 in Las Vegas, Nevada. [Photo: FilmMagic]
Tila Tequila hosts the grand opening of T&T (Tacos & Tequila) on Oct. 22 in Las Vegas, Nevada. [Photo: FilmMagic]
Owner Michael Frey and operating partner Craig Gilbert get smarmy with Tila Tequila at the grand opening of T&T (Tacos & Tequila) in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Carly "Tequila Temptress", Tila Tequila and Bridget "Tequila Temptress" arrive at the grand opening of T&T (Tacos & Tequila) in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Tila Tequila is sandwiched between "Thunder From Down Under" members at the grand opening of T&T (Tacos & Tequila) in Las Vegas, Nevada.
In A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila 2, Tila made her contestants eat pig vaginas to prove their love for her.
In A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, Tila made her contestants eat bull penises to prove their love for her.
Thursday, October 9th, 2008
Monday, September 8th, 2008
Most of the stars looked downright amazing at this year’s VMAs — including Britney Spears, who swept up all the Moonmen at this year’s show but disappointed some fans by not performing her latest hit (”Gimme More”). But there’s always a couple of fashion flops. After the jump, see for yourself and don’t forget to read our VMAs Gossip Diary.
10. CIARA

It’s almost impossible to find fault with the statuesque Ciara, but we can’t let her mop-head wig go without comment. Was she going for a retro Tina Turner look? We want her old hair back.
9. RIHANNA

Another singer with one name who looks flawless 99 percent of the time, we tried to write off Rihanna’s Thriller-esque stage outfit as a dramatic prop. But that carpet on her ass put us over the edge.
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Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Everyone’s favorite celesbian, Tila Tequila, hit up Co Co Deville nightclub last night with girlfriend Courtenay Semel. Above is a sampling of her killer dance moves. [Photos: Splash News Online]
Tila Tequila + Courtenay Semel outside Co Co Deville nightclub [Photo: Splash News Online]
Tila Tequila + Courtenay Semel outside Co Co Deville nightclub [Photo: Splash News Online]
Tila Tequila + Courtenay Semel outside Co Co Deville nightclub [Photo: Splash News Online]
Tila Tequila + Courtenay Semel outside Co Co Deville nightclub [Photo: Splash News Online]
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Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Between Katy Perry kissing girls (and liking it), Lindsay and Samantha pledging their love via MySpace messages, and Penelope Cruz’s tonsil hockey session with Scarlett Johansson in this summer’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona, girl-on-girl action appears to be the latest Hollywood trend. From the obviously out (Tila) to the maybe-the-world’s-just-wishing (Jessica Biel), check out Hollywood’s 16 hottest celesbians.
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Sunday, August 24th, 2008
Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Courtenay Semel, Tila Tequila’s lesbian girlfriend, spent the night in a Las Vegas jail for allegedly smacking a security guard in the back of the head. The daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, who is the rumored ex-lover of Lindsay Lohan, was allegedly falling over drunk and decided to leave a lasting impression on her way out of Pure nightclub. Courtenay was immediately detained by Caesars Palace security while her pals, including Vegas showman Jeff Beacher, waited for the popo to arrive and bust her for battery.
Earlier in the night, according to the New York Post, Courtenay ate dinner at Sushi Samba in the Palazzo with Kourtney Kardashian while being filmed for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. We’re sure it was the sake’s fault!
Kourtney Kardashian and Courtenay Semel attend the BestOfVegas.com launch on August 19, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. [Photo: WireImage]
Kourtney Kardashian and Courtenay Semel arrive at the BestOfVegas.com launch in Las Vegas, Nevada. [Photo: WireImage]
Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel attend the 20th Anniversary Of EA SPORTS' Madden NFL Football Game Party in West Hollywood, California. [Photo: Getty Images]
Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila at the 20th Anniversary of Madden NFL Franchise Celebration Hosted by EA Sports. [Photo: FilmMagic]
Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila in Los Angeles on July 31, 2008. [Photo: Getty Images]
Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila in Los Angeles on July 31, 2008. [Photo: Getty Images]
Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila at the 20th Anniversary of Madden NFL Franchise Celebration Hosted by EA Sports. [Photo: FilmMagic]
Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel arrive at the Apple Lounge Grand Opening on August 14, 2008 in West Hollywood, California. [Photo: WireImage]
Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel attend the 3rd annual 'Hot In Hollywood' event in Hollywood, California. [Photo: FilmMagic]