Lindsay Lohan Addicted To A-Holes

Lindsay Lohan can’t resist ruining a good thing. Samantha Ronson is sweet, stable and has hot legs, and yet all Lindsay can think of is flirting with her ex-boyfriend Calum Best. That’s the story out of London today, where Lindsay ruffled her girlfriend’s feathers after she apparently danced with former flame Calum Best at the Boujis nightclub. Shouldn’t a maneater like Linds know better than to pit her current flame against her ex?

The result was the usual routine Sam and LiLo go through just about every night: Sam got jealous. They fought inside their car after leaving the club at 3:45 AM. Lindsay cried. Sam stomped off into their hotel. Lindsay sat in the car for ten minutes.

We’ve got ‘em pictured above leaving the club right before the shizz hit the fan. Sam sure looks pissed, but Lindsay’s smiling. Thinking sweet thoughts of Calum, perhaps? [Photo: Splash News Online]

Amy Winehouse Has Dull Saturday Nights, Too

Just like many of us in the dark, gloomy, cold Britain that passes in November, it’s reassuring to know that not all celebs are whooping it up at the coolest, most exclusive parties not open to the rest of us mere mortals. No, some of our biggest stars are holed up inside, keeping warm and watching The X-Factor, too, just like Amy Winehouse! Yes, Camden’s former reigning caner queen actually prefers a cosy night in shouting at the TV, according to another legendary intercom interview reported by the News of the World. In it, Amy spends most of her time ranting about the popular talent show.

“Let me say one thing that is pertinent and I won’t swear on it either. It’s got nothing to do with Simon Cowell, although everything that’s wrong in the world probably does. I mean he’s the reason that all them hairdressers haven’t taken their pictures out of the window since the Sixties,” she said, while also accusing fellow judges Louis Walsh of not “knowing sh*t” and Dannii Minogue of being “so embarrassing”. But star judge and the UK’s woman of the hour Cheryl Cole is the exception, with Wino believing the Girls Aloud singer fancies her.

Move over Sam and Lindsay! If this ever were to happen, your time as reigning celesbian queens is OVAH.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

Sam Ronson Slates Lindsay’s Flouring

Samantha Ronson has reached for her blog to fight back on behalf of galpal Lindsay Lohan, who was pelted with flour by an anti-fur protestor over the weekend. The lovebirds had taken a whistlestop trip to Paris, where Linds was attacked as they arrived at the VIP Room Theatre early on Saturday. Ever the pro, Lindsay brushed off the incident (boom boom), but Sam is pretty flipping mad. Grrr!

“Whenever I feel the need to vent about something that feels unfair to me I reach for my computer, I don’t run out of the house with abusive intentions. I don’t wear fur, but I don’t think I have the right to ATTACK those who do. No one has that right,” she wrote. “Today I’m pissed at the bag of flour thrown on Lindsay last night. Not because I got powdered down, but because the girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it’s an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person.”

Nicely put, SamRo! We can’t imagine Calum Best being that eloquent.

[Photo: Getty Images]

Lindsay And Sam Loved-Up In London, Reportedly Getting Engaged

Lindsay Lohan has been hitting the clubs in London while over here, being a good girlfriend to Sam Ronson while she DJs at a variety of nightspots. And according to reports, Lindsay’s been doing that devoted spouse thing pretty well, making it crystal clear to all around her that she is Sam’s woman. Especially when the crowd at tacky London club Chinawhites contains one of her more embarrassing exes — shagger-about-town Calum Best.

“They seemed keen to show the world that they were loved up. Everyone saw them snogging in the DJ booth. Lindsay stayed beside her lover throughout the set, and Sam was clambering all over her when they got back to their table once it finished. They were all over each other… Calum wasn’t invited over to their table and he seemed to keep a low profile. The girls were sending out clear signals that there’s a new person in Lindsay’s life,” reports The London Paper.

And apparently, they’re fitting so much into London life they’re treading the well-worn path of Brit couples before them and getting engaged in Paris. The pair are headed off to France later today and the Mirror has claimed they’re gonig to get fitted up with engagement rings while they’re there.

“After spending weeks discussing rings, they want to visit two leading jewellers there with their finalized design. It’s something they’ve been working on and naturally they’re really excited.”

Aw. But don’t think this means the end of party Lindsay. LoRo were also out last night at Dolce club, and although she may have left the club clutching a can of fizzy pop, we recognize one of those concentrating-very-hard-to-prove-you’re-not-totally-hammered looks. All hail our favorite drunk engaged celesbians! [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Lindsay Lohan Insists She’s No Lesbian

Although Lindsay Lohan has been photographed everywhere from dancing in the DJ booth to vacationing in Mexico with her lady love Samantha Ronson, still Lilo insists she is not a lesbian. “I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing,” she tells the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar. Lindsay describes Samantha as “wonderful” and reveals the pair are madly in love. Still, when asked if she considered herself bisexual, Lindsay says, “Yeah, maybe,” but a lesbian, “No.” Regardless, we at Scandalist still think Lindsay and Samantha are two of Hollywood’s hottest celesbians. Check out our gallery of the happy celesbian couple![Source: New York Post; Photo: Getty]

Lindsay And Samantha Take The Subway

Forget chauffeured limousines or SUVs with bullet-proof, tinted windows, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson prefer to go underground and take the subway on their day of shopping in New York City. The hot celesbian couple hopped on the train and met up with a friend to hit the stores in Manhattan.  [Photos: Splash]

Lindsay’s Dad ‘Regrets’ What He Said About Samantha

Michael Lohan never stops talking. At least this time he is apologizing for calling his daughter Lindsay Lohan’s lover Samantha Ronson, a “dark, hideous, and disgusting representation of humanity.”

“I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha,” Lilo’s daddy said, “I’m a Christian. I should not pass judgement on anyone.”

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Lindsay Lohan: Ass Flasher?

Lindsay Lohan does what she wants, and never has that been more apparent than on the set of Ugly Betty, where she recently had a guest-starring role. Apparently Lindsay’s diva-ish ways interfered with her on-set relationships with cast and crew, and her bad attitude got her axed from the final two episodes she was booked to do. According to an insider, LoLo supposedly:

  • Rolled with a massive entourage.
  • Smoked ciggies “24/7.”
  • Trashed her dressing room.
  • Was constantly cutting out pics of herself from tabloids and magazines as if she was creating the world’s greatest Lindsay Lohan scrapbook.
  • Refused to go on set until star America Ferrera showed up.
  • Showed up to film a scene where she gets “pants” by Ferrera’s character Betty, but was not wearing underwear and mooned the entire cast.

But a Lindsay defender takes offense to the accusations. In what is surely the greatest anonymous quote ever, the friend says, “Bull [bleep]! Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. She was wearing a G-string. And it was America’s fault. They were rehearsing the scene and America wasn’t supposed to pull Lindsay’s pants down - but she did. Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying.”

Funny - we read that and started laughing.  [NYP. Photo: GettyImages]

Life (As An Unemployed Actress) Is A Beach

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are currently in Mexico spending some quality time together wearing fugly rubber flip flops, standing in the ocean, and admiring each other’s skimpy swim suits. Added bonus - Lindsay’s crazy family can’t find her there. They think she’s in New York shooting Mean Girls 2 (don’t get your hopes up, it doesn’t exist). Bikini thoughts: Sam looks skinny, Lindsay looks boobtastic. Together, they look just right; like an old married couple that still gets it on.  [Photo: Splash News Online]

Lindsay Wants Dad To Stay Away

Lindsay Lohan isn’t just pissed that her father Michael won’t stop blogging up a storm and dissing her girlfriend Samantha Ronson - now the Mean Girls star fears for her safety. According to reports, Lilo is taking legal action to keep him far, far away from her. The New York Post reports that Lindsay is, “taking out an order of protection. He’s behaving so erratically that she’s terrified he’ll do something to her. She’s contacted her lawyer to arrange this.” Apparently, Lindsay isn’t the first one in the family to get a protective order against Michael. Lindsay’s sister Ali, “already has an order of protection against him, as does [mom] Dina. No one is speaking with him until he gets help.” Wow, this is one Effed Up Celebrity Family! [Source:New York Post; Photo:Getty]