The Hills Will Never Die

The novelty of The Hills wore off about about 300 stares ago, and even the stars of MTV’s uber-hit know it. Wonk-eyed brunnette Audrina Patridge recently told People that, “At one point, all of us were like, ‘No, we don’t want to do another season,’” she says. “I wanted to do more movies, and Whitney moved to New York and she’s doing her own spin-off. And Lauren’s dating [My Boys actor] Kyle [Howard] but he can’t be on the show because he’s on another show, so that makes it hard.”

Despite their reservations, the ladies have been sucked into a fifth season, probably swayed by the promise of more exclusive internships and loads of cash that affords them all those Christian Louboutin heels. “We have fun with each other and we’ve stuck it out this long, so we might as well do another one,” rationalizes Audrina. Right.

What do you think: Will audiences tune in or has their tolerance for Heidi and Spencer’s fake drama (and faker boobs) worn thin?  [People. Photo: MTV]

Audrina: L.C.’s House Was Never My Home

On Monday night’s episode of The Hills, Audrina broke the news to L.C. that she was busting out on her own and moving out of the home she had shared with her and Lo. Audrina took to her blog to give the run down on how the big confrontation went down. “Although Lauren knew I had been thinking about it for awhile, I wasn’t sure how she was going to react,” she revealed. “I didn’t know if she was going to be mad or happy for me. I kept thinking of how it was when Heidi moved out and how everything went downhill from there with their friendship.”

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Celebs Show T&A For Halloween

Kim Kardashian may be approaching 30 and Mariah Carey’s almost 40, but they’re seeking attention like teenage girls in heat. This Halloween, skanky costumes rule.

Last night in Los Angeles, Kim showed up to her own celebration dressed as Wonder Woman — only with 20 pounds more ass, boobs and makeup. Mimi rocked two costumes at her party with hubby Nick Cannon, starting the night as some kind of nymphomaniac firefighter and ending it as a box of cookies waiting to be devoured. Wouldn’t it have been easier for both of them to just dress as skanks and be done with it? Or maybe they should have worn nothing at all like Ice-T’s curvaceous wife Coco. (Ice, invite us next time!)

But not everyone aimed to show skin this Halloween. Mickey Rourke, who looked like a drunken gay biker, deserves an award for Halloween’s Most F*cked-Up Looking Celebrity. Sadly, Kate Moss and actress Taryn Manning could be the runners-up for that award. Marilyn Manson wore the most simple and (surprise!) shocking outfit by hanging an “AIDS” sign around his neck. On a positive note, Pink and Seal both wore outfits that totally rocked.

L.C.’s Loaner Car

Lauren Conrad has been driving through The Hills in luxury in a new Audi R8 and we at Scandalist were wondering how a fashion PR assistant could possibly shell out $114,200 for these glamorous wheels. Lauren has been spotted driving her new ride everywhere from the hair salon to dramatic, tear-filled lunches with her Hills co-stars. Reportedly, the ride is not L.C.’s at all.

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Audrina Gets Soaked

Audrina Patridge is always in a bikini. This time, however, it was for a good cause. The Hills star appeared on Ellen and as part of Ellen’s effort to raise money for breast cancer awareness by dunking celebrities in her dunk tank, Audrina hopped on in for the cause. After a few tries, Ellen hit the target and Audrina was soaked. Audrina also spoke out about her off-again BFF Lauren Conrad, and those nasty rumors that LC hooked up with Audrina’s ex Justin Bobby.

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L.C. Says Reunion With Heidi Montag ‘Is True!’

It looks like the longtime feud between Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag has come to a close. “Yes, it’s true,” Lauren says of what appeared to be their official reunion when the two Hills stars hugged it out at Los Angeles restaurant STK. “Heidi was at STK. She came in to the after party to congratulate me on the show. it was nice of her. I appreciated it.”

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Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag Reconcile Fake Friendship

Hills frenemies Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag supposedly hugged it out at Los Angeles restaurant STK this week, where they were both dining. What a happy coincidence! Lauren was there celebrating another mediocre fashion show with friends and family, while Heidi just happened to be there, dining with her pet monster, Spencer Pratt. We’re surprised Lauren even recognized Heidi - the last time they talked that chick had an entirely different face. The girls embraced, smiled and chatted, and perhaps made peace after two years of not speaking. The truce comes just after Lauren announced that she’s ready to “walk away” from the hit show, so she can drive her Mercedes and wear her Louboutins in private. What good timing! Now that ratings don’t matter, they can finally be friends again.  [Us. Photo: WireImage]

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What British actress was spotted gabbing loudly while strolling in NYC?

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Did LC Hook Up With Audrina’s Boyfriend?!

Please, please let this be true. Nothing would make our little lives better than for Lauren Conrad to betray her wonk-eyed BFF Audrina Patridge by hooking up with her man-boy Justin Bobby. On the show, Lauren loathes the mute-but-hot hairdresser/model, but spies are whispering that she actually hooked up with him behind the brunette’s back, and now their friendship is officially dunzo. Their gal pal break up is apparently playing out on their MySpace pages: each has removed the other from their Top Friends, and Audrina’s mood is listed as “betrayed.” Lauren herself is “busy” - maybe she meant to write “gettin’ busy…with Audrina’s mumbling boyfriend. Suckah!” [E! Online. Photo: WireImage]

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Who was John Leguizamo spotted grabbing a snack with at White Castle in the Hells Kitchen section of Manhattan today?

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