Nick Jonas broke Miley Cyrus‘ heart, guys! Instead of writing about it in her journal (or uh, blog), she’s telling the world about it, because that’s what Miley Cyrus loves to do. Judging from the list of things she did post-break up, it sounds like she’s blossoming into a miserable, bitter, moody teenager. How refreshing! “At first I bawled for a month straight…I was so sad,” she reveals. “I just went into this weird funk. And I dyed my hair black.”
She continues (talking to Seventeen magazine): “Nick wanted me to get highlights – and so I did that, and I got myself looking great. And then, on the day we broke up, I was like, ‘I want to make my hair black now – I don’t want to look pretty; I want to look hard-core.’”
Hey, at least she learned at 15 the most important lesson in all of womanhood: don’t change yourself to make some guy happy - especially when the dude in question primps more than you do. Also - though you’ll do this again sometime during your freshman year of college and when you turn 24 - refrain from dying your hair black when depressed. Just hit up the Haagen Das instead. [Us]
Miley, Miley, Miley…have you still not learned? After the sexy shower photos, green bra shots, and Vanity Fairphotoshoot, you would think Hannah Montana would put the IPhone away. But no, the hacker known as TrainReq has released more photos of a scantily clad Miley and did a radio interview dishing on how he broke into the teen queen’s accounts.
In addition to flashing folks and photographing herself making out with boys, pop strumpet Miley Cyrus is also a Coldplay fan — or, more specifically, a Chris Martin fan. The singer told shark bait Ryan Seacrest that her ideal date would be “a 16-year-old Chris Martin.” In addition to the Chris Martin confession, Miley shared that her mom isn’t a fan of her choice of men. “She says I have terrible taste,” Miley says, evidencing that taste might be genetic.
But is it any wonder that Mrs. Billy Ray Cyrus thinks her daughter has made some questionable choices? At least one of her past flings has posted pics of himself and the starlet making out all over the internet, and the singer herself is quite fond of shower shots.
Another area the Disney cash cow could cut back on? Trash-talking. In a YouTube video released a month ago, the singer mocked fellow Disney darlings Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez, but has since had to apologize for her remarks. “We just thought it was funny,” she told Seacrest. “I felt bad, we didn’t
mean to hurt anyone’s feelings. We didn’t mean for it to be hurtful.”
It’s like Mean Girls, but the home-schooled, scary Disney version. Folks, you can take your daughters out of school and deprive them of normal socialization as they train to be better soldiers for the Army of Disney, but honestly, the above clip is the best evidence I’ve seen against making your obnoxious offspring the breadwinners in the family.
In the clip, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato (both seen as heirs to the Cyrus crown) put together a video, similar to ones that Miley Cyrus and her best friend Mandy have filmed. Apparently Miley didn’t think it was up to snuff, so she responded with her own mocking video, essentially picking on the girls for their clothing and the gap Lovato had in her teeth. Tsk, tsk, Miles. Not very Christian of you. And also not very smart: those two have an arsenal of material against you, fromyour preference for lime-green lingerie to national magazine photo shoots in which you acted inappropriately.
