Wednesday, August 20th, 2008
Beer ads often feature life-size cutouts of voluptuous unknown models in bikinis holding a cold one and are featured prominently in frat houses and convenience stores. So why would Jessica Simpson, who has a hit reality show, feature films, and chart-topping albums under her belt, pose for an ad for beer? Turns out the answer is not such a ditzy one after all. Jessica is getting a 15% stake in Stampede Brewing Company for being the face of their new brew Stampede Light Plus, which is touted as being packed with vitamins for a healthy lifestyle.
“As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people,” Jessica told the Dallas Morning News. Jessica can now add booze to the list of other products she is pushing, such as ProActive and shoes. [Photo:Getty Images]
Tuesday, August 12th, 2008
Hide all the copies of Allure, because there’s some news Jessica Simpson isn’t going to want to hear. Apparently, Dallas quarterback Tony Romo is still calling ex Carrie underwood…but she doesn’t pick up. “The phone will ring and it’ll be him,” the country star tells the magazine in the latest issue. “And I’ll maybe not answer.” It’s like a country song!
Carrie and Tony, who dated briefly last spring, denied they were a couple, but pictures proved otherwise. Jessica started dating Tony shortly after, in November of 2007. They’ve had a rocky relationship, reportedly breaking up a few times, and its hard not to wonder if Jess is Tony’s rebound following his break-up with Carrie…Could Jessica Simpson be the Super Bowl loser’s Carrie Underwood? [Image: Getty Images]
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008
From the Department of Bright Ideas: apparently Jessica Simpson keeps things hot with footballing boyfriend Tony Romo by setting up her webcam and performing sexy stripteases. The Sun is reporting that when the Dallas quarterback and the singer are apart, Jess strips down to keep her man interested. “Jess has no problem showing Tony her favourite ‘PUSSYCAT DOLLS’ routine. She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy,” a source tells the UK tabloid. Apparently though, she’s paranoid about Tony letting his buddies check out the footage. He sounds like a keeper, Jess.
While we’re sure that the source of this tale is fairly questionable, we do know Jessica has a penchant for stripping to her skivvies. Jessica has performed numerous times with the Pussycat Dolls, and while married to Nick Lachey, performed a striptease for his birthday. [Photo: WireImage]
Friday, August 1st, 2008
Jessica Simpson gussied up, threw on some cowboy boots, and chilled on June Carter’s piano to dish about her rocky love life, John Mayer, and down home country lovin’ with Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo. The reality star turned country singer talked to Elle for their September 2008 issue …
On Tony Romo: “Most of the guys I dated were captivated by my heart but they had different ways of trying to get to me. Tony understands me. He appreciates my talent. He’s the first person I’ve spiritually connected with. I’m a girl that loves to be in love. I love love!”
“It’s the cutest thing,” Simpson says of Romo. “He’ll say, ‘Jessica, 75% of the comments about your new single are favorable.’”
On her relationship with John Mayer: “John believed in the Jessica Simpson that’s within. He cherished our love. He helped make me the woman I am today. John is going to be an amazing man for someone, but I know that I was supposed to be with someone else.”
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Tuesday, July 29th, 2008
Bimbo turned bimbo/country singer Jessica Simpson has released the cover of her new album on her website. Apparently all chicks in the country lounge around on wooden benches in $1000 dresses wasting their sweet summer days practicing their favorite ‘desperate face’ pose. It’s a good look for her! It almost makes us forget that underneath, she’s a rich divorcee who makes a living hawking cheap shoes and acne cream.
The title of her album has obviously been shortened down from some longer, super-dumb question our gal Jess has asked along the way.
- Do you know why John Mayer dumped me?
- Do you know what my sister’s phone number is? She seems to have changed it without telling me.
- Do you know if fat free cheese still has fat in it?
- Do you know when I can take these smelly cowboy boots off?
