Miley Cyrus Fires First Shot In Disney Diva War

It’s like Mean Girls, but the home-schooled, scary Disney version. Folks, you can take your daughters out of school and deprive them of normal socialization as they train to be better soldiers for the Army of Disney, but honestly, the above clip is the best evidence I’ve seen against making your obnoxious offspring the breadwinners in the family.

In the clip, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato (both seen as heirs to the Cyrus crown) put together a video, similar to ones that Miley Cyrus and her best friend Mandy have filmed. Apparently Miley didn’t think it was up to snuff, so she responded with her own mocking video, essentially picking on the girls for their clothing and the gap Lovato had in her teeth. Tsk, tsk, Miles. Not very Christian of you. And also not very smart: those two have an arsenal of material against you, fromyour preference for lime-green lingerie to national magazine photo shoots in which you acted inappropriately.