Lindsay’s Secret Lesbian Life Led Her To Snort Coke

Courtenay Semel is clearly not satisfied with all the press she’s getting these days from tapping Tila Tequila, so she’s now speaking to the respectable British tabloid News of the World about the good ol’ days when she and Lindsay Lohan were an item. Semel said of their torrid affair, “At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies. But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped.”

Courtenay then goes into great detail about the lesbian life of Lindsay. Her accusations?

• Lindsay nailed a bunch of dudes to suppress her urges with women and give off the impression that she was straight (and also slutty).
• Got hooked on drugs as a way of escaping her “double life.”
• The starlet was doing it with Courtenay and Sam at the same time.
• A friend of Court’s said the two would “do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together,” and that the actress found Samantha to be a stable influence in her life, supposedly calling her “the father I never had.”

Which means that now, Lindsay is boning her “dad.” [News of the World]

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Hollywood’s skankiest came out last night for the opening of the new Apple Lounge, and the lady-on-lady couplings were in full effect. Scandalist fave Lindsay Lohan cropped topped her way on the red carpet to join Samantha Ronson, while camera-hog Tila Tequila showed up with her current gal pal and LiLo ex, Courtenay Semel. We’ve got both of the penis-free pairs below - feel free to pick a favorite to obsess over. (Are crop tops going to be a trend? Someone let us know so we can order an ab buster to hide in our closet.)

DJ Samantha Ronson and actress Lindsay Lohan during the Apple Lounge grand opening at Apple Lounge on August 14, 2008 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jeff Vespa/WireImage)

DJ Samantha Ronson and actress Lindsay Lohan during the Apple Lounge grand opening at Apple Lounge on August 14, 2008 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jeff Vespa/WireImage)

Actress Lindsay Lohan during the Apple Lounge grand opening at Apple Lounge on August 14, 2008 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jeff Vespa/WireImage)

Lindsay Lohan attends the grand opening of Apple Lounge on August 14, 2008 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic)

Lindsay Lohan attends the grand opening of Apple Lounge on August 14, 2008 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic)

TV personality Tila Tequila arrives at the Apple Lounge Grand Opening on August 14, 2008 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jordan Strauss/WireImage)

TV personality Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel arrive at the Apple Lounge Grand Opening on August 14, 2008 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jordan Strauss/WireImage)

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - AUGUST 14: TV personality Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel arrive at the Apple Lounge Grand Opening on August 14, 2008 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jordan Strauss/WireImage)

Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila attend the grand opening of Apple Lounge on August 14, 2008 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic)

Tila Tequila attends the grand opening of Apple Lounge on August 14, 2008 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic)

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A bunch of tabloids are sick of talking about the Brangelina twins and have focused their attention on another pair - Ali Lohan’s breasts. Nevermind that the kid is fourteen awkward years old, rags such as Us Weekly are encouraging us all to ponder if her tweenage titties are real or fake. Let’s take a minute to all shudder together. We may be nosy gossip hounds, but we are not pervs, nor are we interested in ruining this kid’s life any further - her mom has already done enough of that. No one escapes puberty unscathed, but Ali is basically f*cked from her life in the (horny) public eye. But you don’t need us to tell you, just listen to her big sister Lindsay! Check out what she wrote on her Myspace Celebrity blog - who knew LiLo knew big words like “disconcerting?!”

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye… i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL

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Are Samantha Ronson’s practicing Jewish family putting pressure on their daughter for dating a shiksa? Sam’s rumored girlfriend Lindsay Lohan, who was raised Catholic, updated her Facebook profile to say that she is converting to a new religion. A source close to the rumored couple tells Life & Style, “Sam’s family is Jewish. Lindsay has learned a lot about Judaism from Sam and admires its beliefs.”

A pal tells the magazine, however, that Lindsay may not actually be serious about converting.“Two years ago it was Kabbalah. Last year it was Alcoholics Anonymous. She was into ‘peace’ for a while. Whatever is of the moment, that’s Lindsay. But the one thing it does show is her commitment to Sam. She could be any religion and Lindsay would be open to it.” [Photo: Getty Images]

If there are still any questions lurking about whether these two are a couple, they should all come to a halt with the debut of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s matching Louis Vuitton luggage. I mean really - does it get more adorable and couple-y (and bourgie) than that? Apparently so - the pair has even be sporting matching tattoos - Sam got the same heart Lindsay has on her hand, and Linds is now rocking a red star similar to those an Samantha’s arm. Next up - one pair of leggings that the two share. Don’t ask how that’ll work - just trust us. [E! Online]

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson on August 6, 2008. [Photo: Getty Images]

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson on August 6, 2008. [Photo: Getty Images]

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson on August 6, 2008. [Photo: Getty Images]

Lindsay Lohan on August 6, 2008. [Photo: Getty Images]

Lindsay Lohan on August 6, 2008. [Photo: Getty Images]

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson on August 6, 2008. [Photo: Getty Images]

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson on August 6, 2008. [Photo: Getty Images]

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson on August 6, 2008. [Photo: Getty Images]

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Lindsay Lohan should not bother asking her dad to walk her down the aisle if the person waiting for her at the altar in a tux is Samantha Ronson. Her dad Michael - a noble man of great scruples - just ain’t down with the lady-on-lady love. “I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle,” says Pops Lohan. “She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn’t ask.”

Of course, of course. Michael is a spiritual guy who has risen above scandal and scum to lead his perfect, moralistic life by example. Why, just ask his 24-year old girlfriend, Erin (pictured above)! Yep, the 48-year old father of four is busy banging some chick just two years older than Linds, who he loves because she “has a great family and I love her dad”. And his pure, precious girlfriend? She’s passionate about guzzling booze, having once told HollywoodPoker, “I can drink most men under the table.”

Just as long as she doesn’t marry a girl!

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Lindsay Lohan began in commercials at the age of eight and was a bonafide star by twelve, thanks to the 1998 Parent Trap remake. Amid family problems (her parents’ rocky road to divorce, her father’s jail time for DUI), her career soared with a three-pic Disney deal, hit flicks like Freaky Friday and Mean Girls, and famous boyfriends like Aaron Carter and Wilmer Valderrama. She was a near-perfect “triple threat” when a series of disasters proved she was just a plain threat — to herself.

Wherever Lilo went, the paparazzi followed. The once fresh-faced star was snapped partying at all hours of the night, and the constant drinking and drama landed her in the hospital in November 2004. “I was overtired and working myself to death,” she claimed. After her third hospital stint, while shooting Georgia Rule in 2006, she was chastised in a letter sent by the CEO of the film’s production company: “We are well aware that your ongoing all-night heavy partying is the real reason for your so-called ‘exhaustion.’”

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