Pink Gets It On With Herself …

P!nk "Sober" Music Video

… In a new, quite frankly disturbing video. It just makes us wonder what bizarre boundaries Pink’s trying to cross by showing herself practically doing the nasty with herself in the new “Sober” video. In a display of self-obsession that almost all stars eventually fall into, Pink plays almost all the characters in the new clip, including the bedroom scene, which sees Pink grapple saucily with, er, Pink and naughtily bite, er, Pink’s bottom lip. While being mounted on by Pink. We’re sure there’s some meaningful, “deep” explanation. Or that Pink just wants us all to feel a little bit icky.

MTV Europe Music Awards: Photo Highlights

The 2008 MTV Europe Music Awards snoozed up Liverpool tonight, but left behind plenty of photos worth ogling. Scandalist blogger Becky Howard, who watched the show from London, was stunned that host Katy Perry managed to change outfits six times in one night. The singer dressed up like a carnival ride, a football player, a Barack Obama stumper, and even some kind of hermaphrodite.

In other news: Singers Duffy and Estelle looked super hot during the show; celebrity blogger Perez Hilton looked super ridiculous. (Hey, doesn’t he always?) And Beyonce’s outfit was a bit hard for us to interpret — but we think she was wearing body armor!

After the jump, Becky Howard comments on all of 2008’s winners.

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Celebs Show T&A For Halloween

Kim Kardashian may be approaching 30 and Mariah Carey’s almost 40, but they’re seeking attention like teenage girls in heat. This Halloween, skanky costumes rule.

Last night in Los Angeles, Kim showed up to her own celebration dressed as Wonder Woman — only with 20 pounds more ass, boobs and makeup. Mimi rocked two costumes at her party with hubby Nick Cannon, starting the night as some kind of nymphomaniac firefighter and ending it as a box of cookies waiting to be devoured. Wouldn’t it have been easier for both of them to just dress as skanks and be done with it? Or maybe they should have worn nothing at all like Ice-T’s curvaceous wife Coco. (Ice, invite us next time!)

But not everyone aimed to show skin this Halloween. Mickey Rourke, who looked like a drunken gay biker, deserves an award for Halloween’s Most F*cked-Up Looking Celebrity. Sadly, Kate Moss and actress Taryn Manning could be the runners-up for that award. Marilyn Manson wore the most simple and (surprise!) shocking outfit by hanging an “AIDS” sign around his neck. On a positive note, Pink and Seal both wore outfits that totally rocked.

Top 10 Diss Songs In Pop Music

With a raspberry and plenty of nyah nyah nyahs, “So What” has put Pink back where she belongs — on top of the charts. And so what, indeed, to her ex-husband Carey Hart, referred to in unfavorable terms throughout the song. Pink isn’t the only one to turn her pain into artistic profit. As Kid Rock explains in “Half Your Age,” “You thought I was just gonna sit back and take it on the chin / But honey, I’m a songwriter …” Here are ten other tracks that prove revenge is a dish best set to music. — Charles Bottomley

10. “Survivor” (2001)

Slingin’ mud: Destiny’s Child, multi-platinum for Beyonce Knowles and other hirelings.

Smeared! LeToya Luckett and LaTavia Roberson, who were unceremoniously booted from the band in 2000.

Ouch! “You thought I wouldn’t sell without you / Sold nine million.”

See you in court? Oh yes. Luckett and Roberson sued Beyonce and her father manager, claiming the lyrics violated a confidentiality agreement.

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MTV’s Europe Music Awards Borrows Perez’s Loud Mouth

The celebrity blogger and tireless self-promoter Perez Hilton is bringing his brand of manic-mouthed commentary to Liverpool, where he’ll serve as digital host of the MTV Europe Music Awards on Nov. 6. Not one to mince words, Perez says “if Amy Winehouse isn’t dead by then, I’m going to bring her out of rehab and we’re going to f*ck shit up.”

The real host of the night is singer Katy Perry, who is a nominee for Best New Act — a category in which she was beat out by Tokio Hotel at the American version of the show last month. Performers include Beyonce, Duffy, Pink, Kid Rock and The Killers. After the jump, read a list of this year’s nominees and visit MTV’s Europe Music Awards website to cast your votes.

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Pink: My Hubby’s Penis Was Pretty!

We love Pink’s “I don’t give a f*ck” attitude almost as much as we adore her vulnerable side that often peeks out in her songs. Her new single “So What” - which tackles her break up from ex-husband Carey Hart in a playful and rebellious anthem - captures both sides of the singer so perfectly that it’s no wonder the song is currently number one all over the place. So it only made us swoon even harder when we read this recent response from the singer, when asked what she misses most about her man. Her answer?

” I really loved my husband’s penis. It was really pretty.”

Dare we make a “pretty in Pink” joke here? That seems a little crass, but we bet she’d approve! [The Mirrior: Photo: WireImage]

How To Get Pink To Do You

She’s a single gal now — gentlemen, please form an orderly queue. Singer Pink has revealed that all you need to do to seduce her is hang out at a gas station and perhaps step in some dog crap on the way over. The smells that send the peroxide singer totally batshit horny are idiosyncratic, to say the least.

“Diesel fuel and canine,” she dribbled on the Paul O’Grady show in the UK, while sniffing the exhaust of a tractor. (True!) “It’s so good. And diesel is cheaper than regular.”

In these cash-strapped credit crunch times, it’s good to know that even millionaire pop stars will think about their beau’s budgets. Thanks, Pink!

Of course, anyone planning a Pink party will have to get used to the presence of her ex husband Cary Hart, who’s still very much a part of her life even though she bashed him in her latest single, “So What.”

“We are really friends, and really yummy, and confuse the hell out of everybody.” Ain’t ex-love grand? [Photo: Getty Images]

Spotted

Bonus: What teen queen was spotted getting her caffeine fix at the Coffee Bean in Toluca Lake, CA?

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Pink Follows Katie Holmes Into Crazyville

Pink is reportedly checking out Scientology at the urging of pal Juliette Lewis, as a way to help heal her heart following her divorce. A source says, “Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved.” If she starts wearing pegged jeans, we know she’s in serious trouble. [SFGate. Photo: Getty Images]

Battle of the Asses

Earlier this week, the UK announced their pick for Rear of the Year 2008, a charity event for “Jeans for Genes.” We’re not familiar with the winner (actress Jenifer Ellison), but the discussion of hot heinies across the pond sparked a heated debate among Scandalist staff, prompting us to compare British behinds and American ass.

Check out both nations’ finest and weigh in: