Tuesday, December 30th, 2008
The Mariah Carey pregnancy rumor train is still chuggin’ along, and the latest word on the street is that her husband Nick Cannon is currently passing up booze for bland, non-alcoholic drinks. Gasp! The singer/actor was spotted at Chicago bar The Underground asking for a virgin daiquiri after being offered a stronger, spiked beverage.
This can only mean one thing: if Mariah is knocked up, she’s probably forcing her hubby to live her new, pregnant lifestyle with her. No booze for Mimi means no booze for Nick. But that’s just the beginning! If Mariah must practice lamaze, so must her man. Pre-natal yoga? Surely Nick can hang in down dog next to his wife. They probably rub lotion on their tummies at night to prevent stretch marks, and are both surely craving pickles and ice cream, too. If Nick can live vicariously through Mariah’s pregnancy, maybe he can do the same with her career. Surely it’s better than his own, right? [Photo: GettyImages]
Friday, December 26th, 2008
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Friday, December 12th, 2008
Mariah Carey is really teasing us with a million-and-one signs she’s up the spout APART from a verbal confirmation that she is indeed carrying a mini-Mimi. She’s refused the booze on national TV, cheered her way out of an ob/gyn appointment, and has now scrapped plans for a tour next year. Because, clearly, she’d be much too pregnant by that time. Although there’s been no word yet, her spokesperson is quoted as saying, “I have not been told she’s pregnant.” Which is not even really denying it AT ALL.
We wish that Mimi would break the good news publicly before Christmas, so we can while away those long hours with the family inventing some “creative” baby names for Mrs Cannon to take inspiration from. Yaysers! [Source: The Sun, Photo: WireImage]
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
Our fair Mariah Carey is not content with just being famous for her talent. First she marries Nick Cannon after only dating the random actor for a few seconds, and now she wants us to gossip about her phantom baby belly. Well, fine Mariah! We will do just that.
The princess of pop is currently making womanly waves after she was spotted visiting a gynocologist in Los Angeles. Here’s a helpful tip for those people out there who don’t understand the inner workings of the vagina (Mimi included) - all women visit the gynocologist, not just pregnant ones. But spies insist the singer left holding some sort of scan with a massive grin plastered across her mug. Is she thrilled about a possible pregnancy, or just stoked that she’s fooling us all? [Mirror. Photo: WireImage]
Monday, December 1st, 2008
The pregnancy rumor mill never stops grinding. Last week, it churned out stories about Angelina Jolie and Mariah Carey. This week, it’s all about Fergie. It’s impossible to say whether she’s really pregnant, but that won’t stop us from gathering evidence of what could be a Fergalicious Jr.
Exhibit A) Is that a new “lady lump” protruding from under Fergie’s dress?
Exhibit B) Fergie and actor Josh Duhamel are planning on getting married in June. If she is now around three months pregnant, she’d have time to get back into shape for the wedding.
Exhibit c) Josh flew Fergie’s family to North Dakota to meet his family for the holiday. Was there a big announcement to make over Thanksgiving dinner?
If so, we’d advise Josh to ban Fergie’s music from playing anywhere near the baby! If Baby Beethoven can make a kid smart, then “My Humps” can make a kid stupid. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Monday, December 1st, 2008
Scandalist has noticed a disturbing trend plaguing Hollywood these days: older celebrity ladies in the prime of their lives dressing like they’re on their way to a Jonas Brothers concert. This fashion illness - known as going teenile - befalls famous middle-aged woman. Symptoms manifest themselves by the presence of tight denim, belly shirts, frilly lace, and lots and lots of skin.
We’ve pored over pics to bring you our 9 favorite teeniles tromping down Robertson Boulevard these days. Marvel at the phenomenally fifteen-year-old fashion stylings of Mariah Carey, Linda Hogan, Shauna Sand, Teri Hatcher and other hotties hiding their wrinkles behind mini-skirts, below.
Linda Hogan: tanned teenile extraordinaire. [Photo: Getty Images]
Linda Hogan with her ex-hubby - before she dumped him for a 19-year-old boy toy. [Photo: Getty Images]
Linda flaunts her armpit as her daughter looks on awkwardly. [Photo: Getty Images]
Linda Hogan flirting with her teenage boyfriend while dressed like a kid herself. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Mariah Carey's skin leaves us speechless. [Photo: Getty Images]
Mimi, auditioning for Laguna Beach: Season Old. [Photo: Getty Images]
Mariah Carey plays ball lookin' like a skanky Little Leaguer. [Photo: Getty Images]
Mimi skin addiction wins again! [Photo: Getty Images]
Shauna shows it all off. [Photo: Getty Images]
Shauna Sand demonstrates for her young daughters how it's done, high school style. [Photo: Getty Images]
Denise Richards - this mother of two toddler girls dresses like she could be their babysitter. [Photo: Getty Images]
Denise Richards giggling like all teeniles do! [Photo: Getty Images]
Nothing says "I may have stretch marks from giving birth, but I still look like I'm sixteen" like a giant cowboy hat and sundress. [Photo: Getty Images]
Shiny booty shorts are totally appropriate. [Photo: Getty Images]
Kimora Lee Simmons loves diamonds, attention, and prom dresses. [Photo: Getty Images]
Kimora Lee Simmons sexes it up after her kids are in bed. [Photo: Getty Images]
Kimora flaunts her fifteen-year-old fabulousity. [Photo: Getty Images]
Kimora Lee Simmons in a cute dress her daughters could borrow someday soon. [Photo: Getty Images]
Kris Jenner- matron saint of the Kardashian-Jenner clan - gives her trampy daughters a run for their money. [Photo: Getty Images]
Thursday, November 27th, 2008
They just keep on coming. First we hear that London next year is awaiting the greatness of Sister Act on stage, and now rumours are spreading that Mariah Carey’s life story is headed for Broadway.
“A huge, huge Broadway producer is interested in Mariah’s story and it’s in discussions. Who would turn down an opportunity like that? Mariah has had a fascinating life,” reports Now magazine.
Actually, maybe they’re right. You’ve got the baddy in Tommy Mottola, an easy “low” to close Act One with (Glitter, followed by Mimi’s meltdown), plus plenty of booze and T&A! We’d see it! [Photo: Getty Images Entertainment]
Wednesday, November 26th, 2008
Our fingers are crossed that the rumor that Mariah is pregnant is indeed true. Could there be a more extravagant, decadent, ridiculous pregnancy than Queen Mimi’s? Imagine the butterfly baby clothes, the pampering, the baby belly shirts! When Mimi’s diva-ing for two, anything is possible.
Ellen DeGeneres added fuel to the fiery rumor this week when she asked Mariah, a guest on her show, if she was knocked up. The singer avoided the question with a non-answer, so Ellen then whipped out two glasses of champagne for toasting, leaving Mariah flustered. “I can’t believe you did this to me, Ellen,” she chuckled. “This is peer pressure!”
When Mrs. Cannon only pretended to drink the champagne, Ellen pointed the finger. “You’re pregnant,” she insisted, to which Mimi responded with more denial. So is it true? We’ll watch her belly (seen above on Sunday night) for clues! [E! Online. Photo: GettyImages]
Tuesday, November 18th, 2008
Beyonce unleashes her alter ego Sasha Fierce upon the world today with her brand new album, I Am…Sasha Fierce. But Beyonce’s not the only pop star with a split personality — from Mariah to Britney to Janet, many of pop’s hottest ladies have developed characters they slide in and out of. Beyonce says Sasha comes out when Beyonce needs protection, but from all the photographic evidence we’ve seen, it seems she comes out when Bey wants to look her hottest. Find out which of your favorite pop stars make crazy look sexy.
Beyonce unleashes alter ego Sasha Fierce on her latest "self" titled album. “[She] is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.” [Photo: Getty Images]
Christina Aguilera renamed herself Baby Jane to announce a tour of jazz clubs with her "Back to Basics" album. "I can't tell you why," she giggled to MTV. Thanks for nothing. [Photo: ChristinaAguilera.com]
Sure, it looks like Britney has gone nuts. But don't blame her. Blame Mona Lisa. She told TRL she takes on the Lisa persona "whenever I feel like being mean." [Photo: BritneySpears.com]
Mariah Carey describes her alter ago Mimi as her "fun side, the real me." Her “Emancipation of Mimi” album re-established her as R&B queen. [Photo: Getty Images]
Ashlee Simpson created Vicky Valentine for her last album, "Bittersweet World." At least we know who to blame for that! [Photo: AshleeSimpsonMusic.com]
Janet Jackson named album No. 8 after her middle names and said it reflected "the many personalities living inside" her. Released after her Super Bowl boo-boo, it flopped. [Photo: Publicity]
Madonna is usually known as The Material Girl and The Material Mom. After embracing the Kabbalah "religion," she insisted on being known by her Hebrew name Esther. [Photo: Getty Images]
TLC's Lisa Lopes was known as "Left Eye." When Lopes went solo after “FanMail,” she recorded as N.I.N.A., aka New Identity Not Applicable. [Photo: Getty Images]
