Hollywood’s Hottest Stoner Chicks

What to do if your movie is on fire at the box office? If your Kristen Stewart, you celebrate by lighting up the peace pipe on your front porch (see the incriminating photo at BuzzFeed). This gorgeous ganga lover got us thinking that there is a whole list of Hollywood hotties who love to indulge in smoking the Mary Jane. Check out our gallery of Hollywood’s Hottest Stoner Chicks. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Kirsten Dunst told Live magazine, "I do like weed," and insisted that America's marijuana laws are "ridiculous."[Photo: Splash News Online]

Charlize Theron, was spotted lighting up a homemade apple bong.[Photo: Splash News Online]

Cameron Diaz and pal Drew Barrymore were spotted puff, puff, passing a suspicious looking cigarette while on vacation in Hawaii. But the Angels' love of mota doesn't slow them down. Cameron hits the gym almost daily and Drew, who admitted to first trying pot by age 10, manages to stay sleek and slender. [Photo: Splash News Online]

In December 2007, former O.C. star Mischa Barton was busted with 28.5 grams of marijuana.[Photo: Splash News Online]

Oops! In 2006, Paris Hilton was photographed opening her makeup bag, which contained a small bag of weed. In this image, Paris is puffing what looks like a "normal" cigarette at the Coachella Festival. [Photo: Splash News Online]

"I enjoy it once in a while," Jennifer Aniston said of the green.[Photo: Splash News Online]

Last year Kate Moss and then-boyfriend Pete Doherty allegedly dangled a joint in front of some penguins at an Oxfordshire, England wildlife park.[Photo: Splash News Online]

American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson revealed she indulged in pot cookies while in Amsterdam. [Photo: Splash News Online]

For her role as a typical pothead in the movie Smiley Face, Anna Faris admitted to doing her "research." [Photo: Splash News Online]

When Madonna met longtime publicist Liz Rosenberg, "We smoked a joint together," she said.[Photo: MySpace]

Alex Rodriguez’s ex-wife is supposedly steamed that the slugger has opted out of Thanksgiving with her and their kids, and will instead be roasting up a pile of bulgar wheat for his goddess Madonna. An email to a friend was either leaked or intercepted, and in it she rages about the Yankees star and his Madge-obsession. She writes: “My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna . . . She called and he ran on her command back to New York City . . . Gross!”

Cynthia Rodriguez’s gal pals need to head on over to her place with a bottle of vodka and a bag of Tostitos and lay down some serious girl talk. The guy is a douchebag - ditch the nasty emails and move on with your life, Cyn. Find a new man and toy with his brain! You know - like Madonna did.  [NYP. Photo: GettyImages]

What a disappointment! The Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce settlement was apparently all amicable and diplomatic, with not a drop of drama in sight. Madge will supposedly be keeping most of the $300 billion she’s earned gyrating and starring in terrible movies, and sons Rocco and David will split their time between their mom and dad’s houses in America and Britain, respectively. Madonna had apparently wanted all the kids to live with her in New York, but Guy refused to be steamrolled, and will get to see his sons in London. Lourdes will be chilling with her mother in the Big Apple full time.

Friends say that Guy could have grabbed a massive wad of his ex-wife’s cash, but claim he took the high road instead. “He could have hugely boosted his bank balance and set himself up for life, but he already feels he has enough money,” said a pal. “He also didn’t want the whole thing dragging on in the public gaze for months and months and, in any case, his priority was the children’s future.”

So even though Madonna kept her cash, Guy wins the reputation war - which is the biggest battle of all, right?  [Photo: AFP]

Breakups do funny things to a woman, you know. And even uber-celebs like Madonna aren’t impervious to such whims. Stepping out on her first solo outing since the split with Guy Ritchie, at the Gucci Unicef dinner in NYC, Madge sported a world of two halves. On the top half — wow, totally fierce! Flawless makeup, sexy hair and killer red lipstick all say, “I am still a freaking sex-bomb and don’t forget it, motherf*ckers!” On the bottom half — dear God. A dress made out of grass cuttings (we think), hooker fishnets and what look like a pair of pal Gwyneth Paltrow’s gladiator heels all say, “I have lost the plot and sacked my stylist. Someone help me!” [Photo: WireImage]

Madonna and Rihanna attend the launch of the Tattoo Heart Collection to Benefit UNICEF in NYC. [Photo: WireImage]

Madonna at the launch of the Tattoo Heart Collection to Benefit UNICEF in NYC. [Photo: WireImage]

Madonna and Rihanna at the launch of the Tattoo Heart Collection to Benefit UNICEF in NYC. [Photo: WireImage]

Madonna at the launch of the Tattoo Heart Collection to Benefit UNICEF in NYC. [Photo: WireImage]

Frida Giannini of Gucci, Madonna and Rihanna attend the launch of the Tattoo Heart Collection to Benefit UNICEF in NYC. [Photo: WireImage]

Madonna at the launch of the Tattoo Heart Collection to Benefit UNICEF in NYC. [Photo: WireImage]

Beyonce unleashes her alter ego Sasha Fierce upon the world today with her brand new album, I Am…Sasha Fierce. But Beyonce’s not the only pop star with a split personality — from Mariah to Britney to Janet, many of pop’s hottest ladies have developed characters they slide in and out of. Beyonce says Sasha comes out when Beyonce needs protection, but from all the photographic evidence we’ve seen, it seems she comes out when Bey wants to look her hottest. Find out which of your favorite pop stars make crazy look sexy.

Beyonce unleashes alter ego Sasha Fierce on her latest "self" titled album. “[She] is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.” [Photo: Getty Images]

Christina Aguilera renamed herself Baby Jane to announce a tour of jazz clubs with her "Back to Basics" album. "I can't tell you why," she giggled to MTV. Thanks for nothing. [Photo: ChristinaAguilera.com]

Sure, it looks like Britney has gone nuts. But don't blame her. Blame Mona Lisa. She told TRL she takes on the Lisa persona "whenever I feel like being mean." [Photo: BritneySpears.com]

Mariah Carey describes her alter ago Mimi as her "fun side, the real me." Her “Emancipation of Mimi” album re-established her as R&B queen. [Photo: Getty Images]

Ashlee Simpson created Vicky Valentine for her last album, "Bittersweet World." At least we know who to blame for that! [Photo: AshleeSimpsonMusic.com]

Janet Jackson named album No. 8 after her middle names and said it reflected "the many personalities living inside" her. Released after her Super Bowl boo-boo, it flopped. [Photo: Publicity]

Madonna is usually known as The Material Girl and The Material Mom. After embracing the Kabbalah "religion," she insisted on being known by her Hebrew name Esther. [Photo: Getty Images]

TLC's Lisa Lopes was known as "Left Eye." When Lopes went solo after “FanMail,” she recorded as N.I.N.A., aka New Identity Not Applicable. [Photo: Getty Images]

When Madonna’s not drawing up an insane list of demands for soon-to-be ex-husband Guy Ritchie to follow, she’s allegedly telling pals about the depth of new lover A-Rod’s soul. According to The New York Post’s Page Six, Madge told a friend that A-Rod “has the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body.”

Obviously the woman who’s written lines such as “See which flavor you like and I’ll have it for you/Come on in to my store, I got candy galore” is imminently qualified to name the Yankee the poet laureate of her heart. A-Rod’s been writing “sweet, personal and rambling expressions of his feelings” to the kabbalah-loving mother of three.

If we were of a more cynical bent, we’d start to thinking that the British tabloids were on Guy Ritchie’s side in the Madonna split. Ahem. (Imagine such a thing!) Just hours after The Sun printed some totally adorable shots of Guy meeting little Rocco and David Banda at London’s Gatwick airport (we learned Guy ate a Danish pastry while waiting for the boys to arrive, he’d taken “time out from filming his movie” to meet them and “overjoyed Rocco ran into his dad’s outstretched arms when they saw each other.” That’s it, we’re officially blubbing!), the Mail reported that Madge has sent through a list of demands for while the boys stay with him. Among the rules:

• Under no circumstances should they read newspapers, magazines or be allowed to watch TV or DVDs.
• They must adhere to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet at all times.
• All water they drink should be Kaballah water.
• They should not be bought toys which are spiritually or ethically unsound.
• At bedtime, Guy should read the English Rose books that Madonna wrote.

Wow, they all sound “reasonable.” Those boys get to have a lot of fun, don’t they?

[Source: The Sun, The Daily Mail Photo: FilmMagic)

Ahhh, now we get it. Britney won two awards at last night’s MTV EMA awards but declined to attend - because she turned up on stage with Madonna last night. Wearing an incredibly modest white shirt and black trousers (was she on her way to a job interview?) Brit wowed the crowd when she opened Madge’s show at the Dodgers Stadium in L.A., singing Human Nature. Following hot on her heels was ex-BF Justin Timberlake, who rocked up later on in the show to perform 4 Minutes. Disappointingly, they didn’t fall into each others arms and realise they are still meant to be together - according to reports they didn’t even cross paths. One day, Britney and Justin, you’ll mend our broken hearts. One day…

Anyway, we forgive Brit for her Liverpool snub now. Duetting with one of the biggest megastars ever as part of your successful career rejuvenation, or sharing the stage with Tokio Hotel? It’s OK Britney, we’d do the same!

[Photo: FilmMagic]

Hi, y'all! [Photo: Getty Images]

Britney laughs at the irony of holding someone else up. [Photo: Film Magic]

Next On Maury: "My Mom's Too Sexy!" [Photo: Getty Images]

Carrie Underwood and Hedwig do the time warp again. [Photo: Getty Images]

Can you tell which ass belongs to the middle aged mother of three, and which belongs to the twenty-something sexpot? [Photo: Getty Images]

As if going through a very public divorce from wife Madonna wasn’t bad enough, Guy Ritchie has something else to contend with: her fans. In two recent incidents, the director has been attacked verbally and nearly physically by Madge’s legion of dedicated fans, one of which was wielding a knife.

While drinking in his pub The Punchbowl this weekend, the first fan approached Ritchie, ranting about his break-up. “He got a drink and started shouting about being a Madonna fan and ranting about the divorce,” said British tabloid The Sun. The fan allegedly continued to shout about having connections to the CIA before he was hauled off by the police.

In the second more serious attempt, Ritchie’s film set was invaded by a 16-year-old boy, screaming “I’m Madonna’s biggest fan!” and “I’m gonna kill Guy.” The boy, who was carrying a knife, was restrained by four security guards and arrested. [DListed; Photo: Getty]

What’s the deal with celebrities these days? It’s like the moon is a wee bit off, and therefore everything is just a little crazy; or perhaps someone went back in time and stepped on a mosquito, subsequently altering the life as we know it. These are the only logical reasons we can come up with as to why Madonna and Jerry Seinfeld are suddenly best friends. Apparently they’ve been pals for years, growing close as neighbors on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. A couple of weeks ago Madonna and her special slugger Alex Rodriguez hopped into separate helicopters and jetted out to the Hamptons to dine with Jerry and his wife Jessica. No one will comment as to why the foursome got together, but we have an idea - a rousing game of sharades where the answers are all Guy Ritchie movies.  [NYP. Photos: GettyImages, WireImage]