Best Wang Of ‘08: Vote Now!

Female celebrities and swimsuit models were not the only ones showing off their goodies in 2008. A few male celebrities chose to put their manhood on display, but who really had the Best Wang of 2008? David Beckham posed in his skivvies for an Emporio Armani ad that popped up as a gigantic billboard covering one entire side of the Macy’s department store in San Francisco. Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps complemented his snug Speedo with eight gold medals at the 2008 summer games. John Mayer chose a Borat-inspired green leotard while vacationing, and was photographed showing off his family jewels while aboard a yacht. Finally, “Rehab” singer Amy Winehouse showed her love for her incarcerated husband Blake Fielder-Civil by proudly posting photos of him exposing himself on her Facebook page. Check the photos, and vote for this year’s best tool.

Michael Phelps attends the Mutual of Omaha Swimvitational on June 6, 2008 in Omaha, Nebraska. [Photo: Getty Images]

Michael Phelps attends the U.S. Swimming Olympic Trials on June 29, 2008 in Omaha, Nebraska. [Photo: Getty Images]

Michael Phelps attends the U.S. Swimming Olympic Trials on June 29, 2008 in Omaha, Nebraska. [Photo: Getty Images]

Michael Phelps competes in the men's 200m freestyle swimming heat at the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games on August 10, 2008 in Beijing, China. [Photo: Getty Images]

Michael Phelps competes in the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games on August 13, 2008 in Beijing, China. [Photo: Getty Images]

Michael Phelps competes in the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games on August 17, 2008 in Beijing, China. [Photo: Getty Images]

David Beckham plays against the San Jose Earthquakes on April 3, 2008 in Carson, California. [Photo: Getty Images]

David Beckham's Emporio Armani Underwear ad in San Francisco, California. [Photo: Getty Images]

David Beckham's Emporio Armani Underwear ad in San Francisco, California. [Photo: Getty Images]

David Beckham holds the SuperClasico trophy after a game against CD Chivas USA on August 14, 2008 in Carson, California. [Photo: Getty Images]

David Beckham's Emporio Armani Underwear ad in West Hollywood, California. [Photo: Splash News Online]

John Mayer in New York City on March 3, 2008. [Photo: WireImage]

John Mayer in New York City on May 14, 2008. [Photo: WireImage]

John Mayer performs on June 8, 2008 in Hyde Park London, England. [Photo: Getty Images]

John Mayer sports a Borat-style mankini onboard the Mayercraft. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Amy Winehouse put a picture on Facebook featuring Blake and his penis. [Photo: Facebook]

Amy Winehouse and her hubbie Blake Fielder-Civil leave the Island Club in London, England. [Photo: Getty Images]

Blake Fielder-Civil outside his rehab center. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Anyone can be a slut, but only one person can be the sluttiest. In music, John Mayer got yet another Rolling Stone cover model addicted to what the dick did, and Danity Kane’s Aubrey O’Day seemed to be making out with someone new every week — if not every day. On TV, Gossip Girl’s Chuck Bass took soap opera studding to operatic, unprecedented heights while wearing a goddamn ascot, and VH1’s Angelique rocked so much love that we even caught her sending graphic texts to one of our office workers. For those about to get it on, we salute you!

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2 in Hawaii. [Photo: MySpace]

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2 in Hawaii. [Photo: MySpace]

Angelique (aka Frenchie) posed in a picture for her defunct MySpace page. [Photo: MySpace]

Angelique (aka Frenchie) posed in a picture for her defunct MySpace page. [Photo: MySpace]

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2, poses for Playet Magazine. [Photo: Playnet Magazine]

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2 in Hawaii. [Photo: MySpace]

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2. [Photo: MySpace]

Aubrey O'Day stripped down and got sexy this year for Complex Magazine. [Photo: Complex]

Aubrey O'Day stripped down and got sexy this year for Complex Magazine. [Photo: Complex]

Aubrey O'Day stripped down and got sexy this year for Complex Magazine. [Photo: Complex]

Chuck Bass aka Ed Westwick. [Photo: Getty Images]

Chuck Bass aka Ed Westwick. [Photo: Getty Images]

Chuck Bass aka Ed Westwick. [Photo: Getty Images]

John Mayer performing onstage. [Photo: Getty Images]

John Mayer in New York City. [Photo: FilmMagic]

John Mayer performing onstage. [Photo: Getty Images]

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston go for a dip. [Photo: FilmMagic]

Cougar-bait and occasional recording artist John Mayer is teaming up with CBS to develop a variety show, expected to air as soon as early 2009. Mayer is planning on pairing his love of adult-contemporary music and stand-up comedy (has there ever been a more terrifying combination?) to create a weekly show.

Praise be! The Cassanova of Adult-Contemporary Music has returned to his beloved blog, and he’s addressing all the questions and concerns you’ve had in his absence. That’s right! Yesterday, John Mayer returned to the blogging fold in order to make us aware of his whereabouts (which we pretty much knew about from UsWeekly) and his side project (code name: Jennifer Aniston?).

Seems John-Boy has tired of playing games with the paparazzi for his own personal gain, and from here on out is going to be laying low, “[concentrating] on keeping my heart and soul correct and then redecorat[ing] around it.” More important than anything though, Mayer is happy — and who wouldn’t be? Being hounded by the same paparazzi you invited into your life sounds great, and who could overlook the career joys of being a tabloid staple first, and a musician second?

The investigative reporters over at Star magazine refuse to believe that Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant. Her rep ’s adamant denial of the rumors has only fueled their rumor mongering, and now the mag is insisting the America’s favorite Friend is knocked up with twins. Ohhh, how Angelina-esque of her! According to Star, Jen is eagerly downing fertility drugs, desperately trying to get John Mayer babies inside of her tiny wonderland of a body before she turns 40. She’s even supposedly engaged in “alternative medicine” to up her chances of popping out twins. A friend blabs, “Jen has also changed her diet. She’s taking a lot of folic acid and has upped her intake of milk and beef — all of which are supposed to increase your chances of having twins.”

The fact that Jen’s slim phsyique remains intact despite these alleged twins growing inside of her, leads us to wonder where they might be hiding. Could she be carrying them in her ass? Under her perfectly highlighted, honey mane? Or do they live only in the imaginations of Star reporters? [Photo: WireImage]

Wooo! Fight, fight! Pink has laid into Mr. Sex Recycling himself, John Mayer, after they had a row at a party. Apparently, John-boy reckons his conquests are a bit thick upstairs — indirectly dissing Jennifer Aniston in the intelligence stakes — and told Pink so. Which she didn’t take very kindly to, as you’d imagine.

“I got into an argument with him … He said something along the lines of ‘I only shag really stupid women.’ And I said, ‘I guess they would have to be.’ I don’t get him at all,” she told The Sun.

Touche, Alecia. Sigh. Poor Jen (again).

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Looks like we can probably put that rumor about Jennifer Aniston being engaged to John Mayer to rest — Janiston may be no more if Gerard Butler has anything to say about it.

According to Page Six, Aniston was seen out with Gerard Butler at Los Angeles’ Tower Bar just days after she’d allegedly gotten engaged to noted tomcat John Mayer. You’ll recall this isn’t the first time Jenny’s been spotted with the British actor — the two were cozy at last month’s Toronto Film Festival, and more recently, Gerard was spotted with serial MySpace updater Shanna Moakler.

“They were very affectionate to each other,” a source told the publication, who also mentioned that the pair were dining with another man in the hopes of throwing everyone off the trail of the romantic dinner. Which totally worked.

The following is an open letter to Jennifer Aniston:

Dear Jen,

Hello, beautiful and classy lady who is not yet our friend but should be! How’s it hangin’ out in sunny Los Angeles? Seen any good movies lately? We were completely mesmerized by Changeling.  Does that have Oscar written all over it, or what?! Yeah, neither have we. We’re more into syndicated reruns of hit sitcoms from the 90’s instead.

So listen, the real reason we’re writing is because we heard you recently told John Mayer that he must either pick his blog or you, and we are devastated by this ultimatum. We know you’re obsessed with your privacy and all, but that’s still not the Jen we know! You’re so relaxed and chill from all that yoga and botox; this seems like something a desperate, insecure, infantile woman with six kids, a billion tattoos and an Academy Award would pull! More importantly, we love John’s blog. Even though he’s only posted once since July (is this your doing, Jenny?), we’d be lost without his Blackberry fan boy photos and his gushing posts about Pete Wentz. Don’t take that away from us. We can’t subsist on Katy Perry’s blog alone.

Come on Jen! Be the hip, secure, rational divorcee we know you to be!

Toodles,

Scandalist

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We do! We do! The Jennifer Aniston pregnancy story shows no sign of slowing down, which means it’s time for us to all jump on board and assume it’s true. Currently, these pics are floating around the web that apparently show a little baby bump blooming out of Jen’s rock hard abs. Could it be a tiny Mayer growing inside her, or is she just constipated from eating steamed salmon and spinach at every meal?

In other crazy Aniston news, Star magazine is alleging that Jen proposed to on-again boyfriend John Mayer, Britney Spears style. An insider spilled that, “she said that she’d only take him back if they got married, and he agreed.” Would Jen really be that desperate? Only those super close to her - uh, like her unborn baby - know for sure. If any or all of this is true, we fear for our ears - John will surely go on the sappiest songwriting binge ever with a knocked up wife and a baby on the way.  [Photos: WireImage, FilmMagic]

How’s that for timing?! Just as Jennifer Aniston got back together with John Mayer to celebrate his birthday in Los Angeles last night, her nemesis, husband-stealer Angelina Jolie, spoke out in an interview about falling in love with Brad Pitt while he was married. “Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love,” she told the NY Times, referring to her kids one day watching their flick Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Nice try Angie! You get that subtle dig right in there, just enough to let Jen know that yes, you were totally banging her husband in your trailer - or at least seducing him with sexy pillow talk about fatherhood - while she was at home polishing her wedding band. Well she’s nailing a dude 8 years younger than her these days, do you really think she cares?   [Photo: GettyImages]