Introducing: Bronx Mowgli Wentz!

Choosing not to introduce their baby to the world in a big bucks magazine photo shoot, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson debuted the first photo of their one month old baby, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, on their holiday card.

The card reads, “We decided to share the best gift we could ever receive with you: Bronx Mowgli Wentz. We couldn’t be happier. And in the spirit of the holidays, we’d like to encourage you to give on your own. Below is a list of worthwhile charities that need your support. www.theirc.org, www.roomtogrow.org, www.richiemaddenfoundation.com” [Photo: FriendsorEnemies.com]

When Pete Wentz is getting ready to leave the house to go to a radio interview, Ashlee clearly needs to prep him a bit more. First, he told Howard Stern all the dirty details of their sex life and yesterday on SIRIUS The Morning Mash Up, Pete decided to talk about - yuck- Ashlee’s breast milk.

Pete described the taste of his wife’s breast milk as “soury” and “weird.” His son Bronx Mowgli, however, is luckily a bigger fan. “The baby loves it, it’s the only thing he’s had a chance to have,” Pete said.

Pete also describes Ashlee’s breastfeeding as a “luxury” and says that she is losing weight “easier” than he is because she gets to breastfeed. Pete says he gained 10 pounds during Ashlee’s pregnancy and is working it off by “working out a little bit, trying.” [Source: Us Weekly; Photo: Getty Images]

Did we laugh too soon? Pete Wentz ran to his blog last night to dismiss rumors that no one wants to buy pictures of a baby named Bronx Mowgli. According to him, he didn’t even put them up for sale (perhaps, but did Papa Joe?). From his post, titled, “ring, ring, it’s the truth calling” (sounds like a Fall Out Boy song title):

About baby pics gossip: truth is like every celeb couple we were offered mounds and mounds of money by mags from here to Guam to pimp out the baby. We just don’t want to go down that road with him.

We are not placing judgment on those that do as they often use the money in a very charitable way. However, we have made the decision to not sell Bronx’s baby pictures right now. We understand that like other celebrities have said, “there is a bounty on our heads” for these pictures. There is a danger when there are cameras being held over walls and into our backyard. We are followed day and night and that was fine when it was us but we are going to do our best to shelter Bronx from that as much as possible.

…ps trust me he’s cute. he looks like his mommy.

So let’s get this straight: to protect your child from overzealous photographers, you’re going to deny us staged photos? Won’t the paps be more aggressive now that a good look at the kid will be worth something? Maybe you should let Papa Joe do the thinking, Pete.

[Photo: WireImage]

• Page Six: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are having a difficult time selling pictures of their newborn baby, Bronx Mowgli, because according to sources, “nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well.”

• Scandalist’s Response: Bahhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!

Maybe it’s time for Ashlee to make another reality show about her latest journey (whatever that is - getting the breast pump to work, probably)? Or perhaps she should really go crazy and dye her hair - on her own! Something’s gotta get these two back into the spotlight fast.  [Photo: WireImage]

Singer and nose-job recipient Ashlee Simpson is very, very, very pregnant, and is ready to get the mother-effin’ baby out of her uterus. Can you blame the girl? Her sister gets to run around chugging Bud Lights with her football-playing boyfriend, while Ashlee sits at home rubbing cocoa butter on her stretch marks.

It’s not the most exciting life for the 24-year-old newlywed, so she’s decided to take charge and get the baby out. Her sis Jessica told Ellen DeGeneres that Ashlee is so ready to pop that she’s trying to induce labor. Her attempts include, “Different foot massages and stuff,” Jess blabbed to Ellen. “I don’t know. I think she’s really just jumping around trying everything right now.”

Maybe she should play her future spawn some of her greatest hits? That’ll make the kid bust out of her belly - and then run far, far away.  [People. Photo: WireImage]

Beyonce unleashes her alter ego Sasha Fierce upon the world today with her brand new album, I Am…Sasha Fierce. But Beyonce’s not the only pop star with a split personality — from Mariah to Britney to Janet, many of pop’s hottest ladies have developed characters they slide in and out of. Beyonce says Sasha comes out when Beyonce needs protection, but from all the photographic evidence we’ve seen, it seems she comes out when Bey wants to look her hottest. Find out which of your favorite pop stars make crazy look sexy.

Beyonce unleashes alter ego Sasha Fierce on her latest "self" titled album. “[She] is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.” [Photo: Getty Images]

Christina Aguilera renamed herself Baby Jane to announce a tour of jazz clubs with her "Back to Basics" album. "I can't tell you why," she giggled to MTV. Thanks for nothing. [Photo: ChristinaAguilera.com]

Sure, it looks like Britney has gone nuts. But don't blame her. Blame Mona Lisa. She told TRL she takes on the Lisa persona "whenever I feel like being mean." [Photo: BritneySpears.com]

Mariah Carey describes her alter ago Mimi as her "fun side, the real me." Her “Emancipation of Mimi” album re-established her as R&B queen. [Photo: Getty Images]

Ashlee Simpson created Vicky Valentine for her last album, "Bittersweet World." At least we know who to blame for that! [Photo: AshleeSimpsonMusic.com]

Janet Jackson named album No. 8 after her middle names and said it reflected "the many personalities living inside" her. Released after her Super Bowl boo-boo, it flopped. [Photo: Publicity]

Madonna is usually known as The Material Girl and The Material Mom. After embracing the Kabbalah "religion," she insisted on being known by her Hebrew name Esther. [Photo: Getty Images]

TLC's Lisa Lopes was known as "Left Eye." When Lopes went solo after “FanMail,” she recorded as N.I.N.A., aka New Identity Not Applicable. [Photo: Getty Images]

With Ashlee Simpson-Wentz set to pop any second now, the less embarassing Simpson sister and her husband Pete Wentz had a last-minute baby shower this weekend.

According to sources, the co-ed Winnie the Pooh-themed baby shower was held at the Bel-Air Hotel and was hosted by Jessica and their mother, Tina. Guests received jars of honey that said “Baby Wentz” and “Thank You For Celebrating My Life.”

Sounds like a joyous occasion, but if Pete’s twittering is to be believed, the cute couple might not be ready. Posted to his blog late last night, Wentz wrote, “Lonely circuit. Can’t tell if I wanna be plugged back in or remember whether it’s even worth it. I’m a charlie horse don’t bet on me. Must leave me be.” Yikes. Doesn’t exactly sound like someone who’s pumped about fatherhood. News flash Petey — babies don’t heed your tweets, and they certainly don’t leave you be. [Star Magazine; Photo: Getty]

Pete Wentz has revealed that wife Ashlee Simpson is about to give birth at any second. “She is at the very end, and it could happen at any point now,” Pete said of his wife’s ballooning belly. He also went on to describe her as “anxious,” and reveals that, “I think she wants it to be over. She just wants to not be pregnant any more…She’s hot all the time.”

Spoken like a true man who loves wearing eyeliner. We’re excited for the Simpson-Wentz spawn to emerge from Ashlee’s punk rock womb, because we’re sure they have a Hollywood-hipster name ready for the tot, along with some studded footsie pajamas. That kid’ll be rockin’ a mohawk before he can walk.  [Photo: GettyImages]

Pete Wentz is pretty busy lately — in addition to wearing some serious mom-pants to the VMAs last night, he also had to deny the completely ridiculous rumor that his wife Ashlee was pregnant with twins.

But that doesn’t mean that Pete’s too busy to participate in the time-honored tradition of celebrities remarking upon the current political climate. And really, who better to contribute to the current dialogue than the kid that posts about dolls, sneakers and Kanye West? In his latest blog post, Wentz likens Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin to child star Danny Cooksey, who played Bobby Budnick on Nickelodeon staple Salute Your Shorts.

More bizarrely though is the fact that Wentz states that Palin has been brought in to “shake up the narrative and inject new, younger ideas into the game” — a surprisingly complimentary choice of words for someone who hosted an Obama fundraiser back in January. Sadly though, Wentz must be privy to the “new, younger” ideas Palin is set to introduce — so far she seems like an old white dude trapped in a hot soccer mom’s body.

Oh Pete Wentz — you have no idea what’s going to happen to you, do you? Sure — now you’ve got all the time in the world to go to Lollapalooza and post pictures of sneakers on your blog, but once that baby comes, it’s going to be a different story.

After quipping to People that he’s preparing for the new arrival by watching Look Who’s Talking and Look Who’s Talking Too (oh, Wentz — you and your irony!), he also shared his thoughts on the nursery’s themes.”It’s not a secret, but it’s more of a private thing. I haven’t really figured it out yet, so I don’t want to go out there and say what it is and then have it not be that.” Because god forbid the fine people who read People think your kid’s room is Alice In Wonderland themed, when it really borrows more from Where The Wild Things Are.

In addition to having parents who are more concerned with color schemes than how radically their lives will change, the kid will allegedly have to contend with John Mayer as a godfather. The ex-boyfriend of Aunt Jessica (and Pete’s current mancrush) is supposedly in the running to steer the kid through life’s trials. Like the merits of a vaporizer over a bong, and which famous person to date. [Photo: Tristar Home Entertainment and Getty Images]