Lily Allen Flashes Her Knickers

Out in London last night as the number of celebrity-packed Christmas parties reaches critical mass, Lily Allen performed a bizarre Superman-style costume change in the toilets of Nobu. Despite her top half looking amazing — we’re loving that shiny long-hair-and-bangs look plus the Chanel-esque jacket — Lily decided her evening dress should be long, shapeless, a shade we’re dubbing “Pensioner’s Pink” and show off her underwear in a most unflattering style. Eee-yacka.

Plus, it is absolutely bone-chillingly, nipple-freezingly, bum-clenchingly COLD over here at the moment, and surely if you’re going to brace that weather in the name of fashion, you might as well look good as you catch pneumonia? [Photo: WENN]

When is the hottest woman on Earth not the hottest woman on Earth? When she wears what she’s wearing in the photo above. Despite the angle and outfit, can you tell who she is? Click the photo to find out.

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It’s hard to believe that Britney Spears, once America’s favorite exhibitionist virgin, is a 27-year-old mother of two. And though her career may still have the aroma of trainwreck, it could be worse—she could be a trainwreck no one cares about. Check out the gallery to see how Britney today compares to ten other former teen stars at 27. For every Drew Barrymore she might envy, there’s a Leif Garrett to envy her.

Just before her 27th birthday, Judy Garland was replaced by Betty Hutton in the film Annie Get Your Gun after constantly showing up late on set, if at all. She would also be removed from her next film, Royal Wedding. Garland’s would finally make a comeback two years later in 1951, after a series of successful concerts.
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Paul Anka was one of the first teenybopper singing stars, but at 27 he was in the middle of a hit-free decade. He eventually came back with schmaltz like “You’re Having My Baby” and the Sinatra-covered “My Way,” but at 27 no one even thought to give him a documentary.
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David Cassidy had turned his back on The Patridge Family by 27, focusing on a music career that was still thriving in Europe. He’d even married actress Kay Lenz, his first – but not last – wife. Through the commercial ups and downs, David was still a star to somebody – at the very least to himself.
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Donny Osmond was making Mormon babies and waiting for that big comeback at 27, which would come at 31 with the fluke 1989 hit “Soldier Of Love.” Hilariously, the song was initially promoted as the work of a “mystery artist” to avoid any Osmond-inspired LOLs.
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When teen dreamboat Leif Garrett turned 27 in 1988, he was dating Justine Bateman and starring in cheapo sexploitation flicks like Delta Fever and Cheerleader Camp. It was a high-point in Leif’s adult career.
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Despite winning an Oscar at 11, Tatum O’Neal didn’t have much of an acting career left at 27. Still, she was off drugs and had three children with tennis star John McEnroe. It wouldn’t be until after their divorce that she’d get hooked on heroin.
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Drew Barrymore’s drug-fueled meltdown happened so early in her career (she was addicted to cocaine by 13) that by 27 she was much better known for films like Never Been Kissed and Charlie’s Angels than her troubled youth. At least you weren't hooked before puberty, Brit!
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Debbie Gibson never had much in the way of Brit-style drama, but at 27 she was so far off the pop map that her self-released album, Deborah, only sold 20,000 copies. Those who saw her in Beauty & The Beast on Broadway that year probably didn’t even know the album existed.
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At 27, Tiffany was trying to kick off a country music career in Nashville. Never happened.
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27 was supposed to be a great year for the patron saint of moody girls, Winona Ryder. Girl, Interrupted, which she had executive produced, looked like it could be star-making Oscar-bait. And it was…for Angelina Jolie. Two years later, she was more famous for swiping socks. More like Career, Interrupted.
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There was plenty of nuttiness to be found at the American Music Awards last night, but there are ten individuals who deserve special attention for their exceptionally gaudy efforts. If you’re offended by our choices, remember that those who make the list are famous enough to get to dress like an idiot at a televised awards ceremony. They’re all winners.

10. Rihanna

In four years (and three albums), Rihanna has gone from “island nymph” to “sporty teen” to “classy heroine” to “frightening dominatrix”. As she’s too young to move on to “botoxed freak in hoochie gear,” Scandalist suggests she high-tails it back to classy.

9. Billy Ray Cyrus

Ok, Billy Ray doesn’t look much different than he always does—we’re just sick of Mr. Achy Breaky following his daughter around dolled up like such a jackass. He thinks he’s Johnny Depp as Don Juan DeMarco, but he’s really Garth Brooks as Chris Gaines. Shave it off and grow up!

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Breakups do funny things to a woman, you know. And even uber-celebs like Madonna aren’t impervious to such whims. Stepping out on her first solo outing since the split with Guy Ritchie, at the Gucci Unicef dinner in NYC, Madge sported a world of two halves. On the top half — wow, totally fierce! Flawless makeup, sexy hair and killer red lipstick all say, “I am still a freaking sex-bomb and don’t forget it, motherf*ckers!” On the bottom half — dear God. A dress made out of grass cuttings (we think), hooker fishnets and what look like a pair of pal Gwyneth Paltrow’s gladiator heels all say, “I have lost the plot and sacked my stylist. Someone help me!” [Photo: WireImage]

Madonna and Rihanna attend the launch of the Tattoo Heart Collection to Benefit UNICEF in NYC. [Photo: WireImage]

Madonna at the launch of the Tattoo Heart Collection to Benefit UNICEF in NYC. [Photo: WireImage]

Madonna and Rihanna at the launch of the Tattoo Heart Collection to Benefit UNICEF in NYC. [Photo: WireImage]

Madonna at the launch of the Tattoo Heart Collection to Benefit UNICEF in NYC. [Photo: WireImage]

Frida Giannini of Gucci, Madonna and Rihanna attend the launch of the Tattoo Heart Collection to Benefit UNICEF in NYC. [Photo: WireImage]

Madonna at the launch of the Tattoo Heart Collection to Benefit UNICEF in NYC. [Photo: WireImage]

Rose McGowan has been spotted wearing “geek chic” eyeglasses before, but this possibly marks the first time she’s worn them at an event. And what’s the occasion? A book party, naturally!

OK, it was the release of a photography book by Matthew Rolston, but that was literary enough for the Planet Terror bombshell to unleash her inner librarian. Between this and her hosting responsibilities on Turner Movie Classics, it feels like the star of the upcoming Red Sonja is setting herself up as a nerd pin-up for guys who wish Tina Fey was more prone to blow shit up. We totally approve.

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Rose McGowan, at a party for Matthew Rolston's new photography book, beautyLIGHT. [Photo: Getty Images]

Rose McGowan, at a party for Matthew Rolston's new photography book, beautyLIGHT. [Photo: Getty Images]

Rose McGowan, at a party for Matthew Rolston's new photography book, beautyLIGHT. [Photo: FilmMagic]

Rose McGowan, at a party for Matthew Rolston's new photography book, beautyLIGHT. [Photo: WireImage]

Rose McGowan, at a party for Matthew Rolston's new photography book, beautyLIGHT. [Photo: FilmMagic]

Rose McGowan, at a party for Matthew Rolston's new photography book, beautyLIGHT. [Photo: Getty Images]

Rose McGowan, at a party for Matthew Rolston's new photography book, beautyLIGHT. [Photo: WireImage]

Brooke Hogan, the epitome of peroxided beauty in Florida, hosted a “Sexy Schoolgirl Party” this weekend wearing thigh-high leather boots and hot pants that looked like a display case for her private part. In fact, whenever we think of Brooke Hogan in the near future we’ll have no choice but to think … “cameltoe.”

The party featured a contest for “best dressed schoolgirl.” Brooke, dear, wear a red plaid skirt next time. …

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There were a lot of low, low necklines at the Nonja McKenzie show yesterday, which is both good and bad for the models. Good? Everybody’s looking at you. Bad? They’re hoping for a tit to pop out. And one did!

Yup, either a model’s breast done got away from her flimsy top or McKenzie’s selling the latest in expensive slutty bathrobes. Best Week Ever cracked “Does it come in a size Whore?”, and it does look rather Taxi Driver. But then all of McKenzie’s clothes scream “let’s do coke with Bianca Jagger at Studio 54!”

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She loves the nightlife, she loves to boogie. [Photo: AFP]

Close, but no cigar! [Photo: AFP]

Cigar! [Photo: AFP]

No, she didn't wear a pink band-aid over her nipple. We're just too classy to show you the goods. [Photo: AFP]

Say hello to my little friend! [Photo: Getty Images]

The proud designer, Nonja McKenzie. [Photo: Getty Images]

A blue scarf dangling under a black suit jacket, no pants, and black thigh-high boots. Black heels, black leggings, a black bustier, and a black trenchcoat. Are two third-graders playing dress-up in their parents’ closet? No! Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are presenting their clothing line at Selfridges in London!

The pair donned their finest wtf to stand with models and friends almost a foot taller than them—including fellow fashion victim Pixie Geldof—and show off the latest designs for Elisabeth And James, their upscale fashion line. Why do they get to dress up models when they can’t even dress themselves?

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen, with models. [Photo: Getty Images]

A model for Elisabeth & James. [Photo: Getty Images]

A model for Elisabeth & James. [Photo: Getty Images]

Henry Holland, Alexa Chung and Pixie Geldof troll with the Olsens. [Photo: Getty Images]

Pixie Geldof, poor thing. [Photo: Getty Images]

A model for Elisabeth & James. [Photo: Getty Images]

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen, playing brilliantly with our preconceptions of gender, design and common sense. [Photo: Getty Images]

As she posed in front of the mirror before heading out the door to party at the Setai in Miami the other night, Brooke Hogan admired herself in this trashtastic animal print bra and unbuttoned hot pink cardigan, smiled from ear to ear, and said, “I look fierce.” Then she grabbed her posse of pals and headed out to tear it up. By the way, what kind of friends are these anyway? Nice friends tell you when you have a run in your stocking or tuck your tag in when it is sticking out of your shirt. They don’t let you leave the house looking like that. Luckily someone at the party gave her a shirt, but she didn’t take the hint and left in a tizzy still looking like a trainwreck.

Perhaps Brooke’s fashion choices contribute to her alleged lack of romance. When Brooke was recently asked about her love life, the Brooke Knows Best star reportedly said, “What love life? I’m not gay but I might as well be. I’m the [woman] of the group,” she said, referring to her reality TV roommates. “We live a gay lifestyle.”

Although Brooke clearly spends time browsing the racks at Wet Seal, she reportedly does not pop into Barnes and Noble or hit the newsstand when cruising the mall. “I never buy books or go on Perez Hilton and I never ever watch the news,” Brooke recently said. “All news is bad. You never hear them say, ‘This dog gave birth to six puppies today.’ It’s always negative, like, ‘All these people got killed.’ I stay totally away from it.” Wish she would say the same about that bra! [Source: FoxNews.com; Photo: WENN]

Looking fierce! Let's party!

Glenn, you are not a nice friend. Why didn't you tell me my shirt was unbuttoned?

Thanks Goodness! Someone gave Brooke a shirt! PUT - IT - ON

Let's go! Everyone is staring at my boobs...I wanna go home.