The Spit Hits The Fan On Charm School!

Above is an extended take from the upcoming episode of Rock of Love Charm School, premiering this Sunday at 9/8c on VH1. It is the most chaotic, most intense and quite possibly the flat-out best episode in the history of Rock of Love. Not since Heather called Lacey a “d***sucker whorebag” have we been so moved by these girls. And while this spitting incident is undoubtedly a benchmark moment that will become synonymous with this franchise, it’s only a taste of the rest of the episode’s insanity. It all comes to a head right here, people.

See an extended preview of the episode at VH1 and keep up with Charm School at the VH1 Blog.

Michael Minelli (no relation to Liza), a 27-year-old club promoter, has filed a libel suit against the author and publisher of coffee-table-must-have Hot Chicks With Douchebags. Mikey! (what his friends assumingly call him) appears on page 202 of the book and claims that the inclusion of his photograph in the book has subjected him to “hatred, contempt, and humiliation” and has resulted in “friends, acquaintances, coworkers, employees, and strangers alike calling him a ‘douchebag.’” Umm, ya. It WASN’T the tribal armband tat, spiked hair and Westside sign you through up in every picture. D-bag!

Douchebag Author Jay Louis noted that Minelli’s “popped-collar, spikey-haired presence was so far beyond regular douche, so far beyond uberdouche, he could spontaneously create a new element on the periodic tables–Douche Nine.” This description unfortunately brings us no closer to distinguishing said douche in the sea of tanning oil and V05 hair gel in the pic above.

C’mon guys, can’t we be grown ups and settle this with a good-old-fashioned Jager bomb and chest slap?

Douchebag Word Count: 11. Score!

For a douchebag (12!) flashback, check out an old fave after the jump. (Warning: NSFW). — Evan G.

(more…)

Miley Cyrus, stop the madness. When Ellen DeGeneres cornered you about alleged beau Justin Gaston (the interview is to be aired on Ellen Thursday), you were reduced to giggly hysterics, even lying sideways on her chair. You praised his cuteness, niceness and Christianity—we love how his Jesus bling is supposed to make us think the 20-year-old wouldn’t commit statutory rape with you—but you still wouldn’t call him your boyfriend.

Get over it, girl! If this college-aged studmuffin isn’t your boyfriend, it’s even more creepy that he’s always by your side. Just as Chris Brown should avoid suggesting he’s a platonic friend of Rihanna who loves to pick out her underwear, Justin’s country career won’t benefit from the implication that he just likes to hang out with pubescent girls. It’s not like we’re going to make more underage sex jokes if you two come out—we’re already making them whenever possible!

One other thing: your voice. Get that rasp checked out, unless you want to look and sound like Rachael Ray before you graduate high school.

Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston are just friends.
[Photo: WireImage]

Justin Gaston and Billy Ray Cyrus are just friends.
[Photo: WireImage]

Miley Cyrus and father Billy Ray are just friends.
[Photo: WireImage]

Miley Cyrus and sister Noah Lindsey are just friends.
[Photo: WireImage]

Miley Cyrus and Bolt co-star John Travolta are just friends.
[Photo: AFP]

Miley Cyrus and her sunglasses are just friends.
[Photo: WireImage]

Miley Cyrus and these furries are just friends.
[Photo: WireImage]

Seriously, Miley is...just friends...with that man dressed like a dog. Just friends...
[Photo: WireImage]

Wait a second...is that Justin Gaston hiding in there?
[Photo: WireImage]

This new Star Trek trailer is bananas. Sexed up, CGI bananas. First we see a kid zooming towards a cliff in a red Corvette before he’s interrupted by some space cop on a hover bike. “I’m James Tiberius Kirk!” says the sprat. Before the kid can start whining about power converters, we see a twenty-something Jimmy T zooming on a non-hovering motorcycle towards a ginormous space compound. This is followed by a modicum of Spock action (Zachary Quinto lovers must be annoyed that Heroes‘ sexy Sylar is stuck wearing a bowl cut and pointy ears in this) before Star Fleet members start running around and blowing shit up. In between quick shots of explosions, fights and supporting cast members Simon Pegg (Scotty!) and John Cho (Sulu!), a lady strips to her bra, with Kirk leaping on top of her. Engage!

The plot may seem uncertain, but the message is clear: there will be aliens, there will be CGI and there will be sex. Oh, yes, there will be sex.

It’s not what Scott Weiland says in this LA Times interview that will disturb you, so much as what he doesn’t seem to be able to say: anything. For instance, how did recent family tragedies affect the creation of his new solo album, Happy In Galoshes?

It’s been a, a, year and a half, where my brother…passed away…my mother had cancer, but survived…beat the cancer…and I, uh…my wife and I [undiscernable] there’s always uh…as an artist…there’s…I guess there’s…the bonus.

Watching him construct that sentence might be the longest forty-five seconds of your life.

Lots of artists complain about the road and being away from their family, but few come off as tired or as agonized as the Stone Temple Pilots frontman. “It pains me when I’m gone for a month, even…there, uh, um…there are differences…big, positive, amazing differences…beautiful differences that I haven’t been a part of because I’ve been…working…to…uh, well, to make the money.” Good thing you’re back on tour in January, bro!

If this clip wasn’t bad enough, Weiland also made an appearance on Howard Stern today, showing up late and pissing off the host. Check out some recap highlights of that interview after the jump.

(more…)

The shrieking. The screaming. The crying. It has to get to a person, and it looks like it’s gotten to Robert Pattinson. The Twilight star looked dazed and confused on the red carpet of the Twilight premiere last night in LA, telling MTV News “I left my brain at the door. It’s completely insane. You never expect it. … I’m completely deaf!” While he held it relatively together during the opening festivities, signing autographs and sucking in his cheeks for photos, snaps of the heartthrob leaving the premiere show him looking more than frazzled. Even vampires have long nights!

After the jump, check out a video of Pattinson doing his best to get through an interview at the premiere. It’s amazing he even heard the question.

Robert Pattinson deals with some bunching after leaving the SUV.
[Photo: Getty Images]

Pattinson sucks in those cheeks for a fan snap.
[Splash News Online]

Pattinson deploys the "magnum."
[Splash News Online]

Pattison, amused.
[Splash News Online]

Pattison, laughing.
[Splash News Online]

Pattison, wondering how long he'll have to keep smiling.
[Splash News Online]

Pattison & co-star Kristen Stewart.
[Splash News Online]

Giddy from the attention, Pattinson begins to transform.
[Photo: Getty Images]

Frances Bean Cobain.
[Photo: WireImage]

Hayley Williams of Paramore.
[Photo: WireImage]

Camilla Belle
[Photo: WireImage]

Pattinson considers biting Ireland Baldwin (daughter of Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger).
[Photo: WireImage]

Twilight author Stephanie Meyer greets fans.
[Photo: WireImage]

Morning comes!! Bright light, agghh!!!
[Splash News Online]

The party is over, and someone needs a nap.
[Splash News Online]

WILL THEY EVER STOP SCREAMING?
[Splash News Online]

(more…)

Two new Bond girls are set to steam up theaters with today’s opening of Quantum of Solace: Ukranian-born Olga Kurylenko, Daniel Craig’s stunning sidekick; and Gemma Arterton, a British operative. You can bet that Bond will need to add notches to his bedpost for both Olga and Gemma — just like he did for Halle Berry, Eva Green, Denise Richards and countless others.

Browse photos of Bond girls below and then let us know how his new babes stack up against his exes.

Ukrainian beauty Olga Kurylenko stars as fiesty Camille, opposite Daniel Craig, in Quantum of Solace. [Photo: Sony Pictures]

Olga Kurylenko in Quantum of Solace. [Photo: Sony Pictures]

Olga Kurylenko in Quantum of Solace [Photo: Splash News Online]

Olga Kurylenko in Quantum of Solace [Photo: Splash News Online]

Olga Kurylenko [Photo: Splash News Online]

Olga Kurylenko [Photo: Splash News Online]

Olga Kurylenko and Gemma Arterton [Photo: Splash News Online]

Gemma Arterton [Photo: Splash News Online]

Gemma Arterton [Photo: Splash News Online]

Eva Green in Casino Royale. Photo courtesy of MGM

Eva Green [Photo: Vanity Fair]

Eva Green in Casino Royale [Photo: Sony Pictures]

Eva Green [Photo: Arena Magazine]

Eva Green [Photo: Getty Images]

Denise Richards [Photo: Playboy Magazine]

Grace Jones as May Day in A View To Kill [Photo: 20th Century Fox]

Halle Berry [Photo: Esquire Magazine]

Halle Berry in Die Another Day. Photo courtesy of MGM Home Entertainment

Denise Richards in The World is Not Enough. Photo courtesy of MGM Home Entertainment

Ursula Andress in Dr. No. Photo courtesy of MGM Home Entertainment

Once upon a time... from Capucha on Vimeo.

• Wanna meet the cutest kid in the world? Watch above. [Jezebel]
• Jodie Marsh is the Lindsay Lohan of Britain, in that she’s a skanky star who’s now dating a lady. [DListed]
• Suri Cruise has an actual friend. No not her mom - Ben Stiller’s 6-year-old daughter. Yep, that’s still weird. [Seriously? OMG!]
• BWE points us in the direction of our new favorite website: BrodyJenner.com!!! [BWE.tv]
• Taylor Swift can’t stop talking about what a douchebag Joe Jonas was to her. He dumped her over the phone for another girl! [Buzzfeed]
• Angelina Jolie is ready to quit acting. Sounds good to us! [ICYDK]
• Jennifer Lopez wants another baby to ruin. Go for it, girl! [I'mNotObsessed]
• Drunk photos of Christina Aguilera make us never want to drink again. [CityRag]
• Nicole Richie and Rachel Zoe make peace - then toast with two Fat Free Venti Mocha Lattes with two Splenda each. Pigs! [Hollyscoop]
• A story broke about VH1’s Pumpkin getting engaged. Is it true? [The VH1 Blog]

Remember when Jake Gyllenhaal strutted his newly built body past cameras with girlfriend Reese Witherspoon last August? If you haven’t heard much buzz about Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time since those classic snaps, it’s probably because the film doesn’t come out until May, 2010—the summer after next. While the studio doesn’t want interest to peak over a year before the release, Entertainment Tonight got a look at the shoot. Jake, looking like a cross between Jesus and Luke Skywalker, does a bit of swordplay for the camera before acknowledging what everyone is saying: dude is ripped! “I probably put on five pounds of muscle—and muscle implants,” he says, still sounding like the sweet nerd his fans adored—albeit trapped in the body of a pumped Kenny Loggins.

And when the film’s over? “I’m gonna be fat, and I’m gonna be happy.” Sorry, Darko fans: looks like “skinny and tense” is not in the cards.

After the jump, a clip from the interview.

(more…)

Remember Thomas Beatie, the transgendered man who gave birth to a baby girl in June and dished about his pregnancy to Oprah Winfrey (watch above) and The View ladies? Well he just hit up Barbara Walter’s chat-fest this morning to announce that he and his wife Nancy are expecting again. Whee!

“I feel good,” Thomas told Bab n’ friends. “I had my checkups with my hormone level, as far as the HCG. And everything is right on track.” His due date is June 12 of next year. Thomas also revealed that he gave birth vaginally, and that his labor was - gulp! - forty hours. Finally - a man who understands a woman’s pain.