Posts Tagged ‘Video Games’

Worlds And Warriors Collide In Mortal Kombat Vs. DC Universe

Mortal Kombat Vs. DC Universe, coming out for XBox 360 X & Playstation 3 in November, allows players to match their favorite superheroes and villains against the infamous video game’s violent martial artists. Check out these interviews with Mortal Kombat co-creator Ed Boon to learn how this unexpected crossover to came to pass.

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In case you were looking for a new way to kill time at work, may we suggest Amy Winehouse: The Video Game? Its actual title is Escape From Rehab and you can “help her escape as you use your wits, your drugs, and your beehive to battle against insane enemies and rescue [husband] Blake Civil-Fielder from jail.”

Brought to you by the people who created Disaster Movie, the game follows a platform-shoe wearing Amy (although everyone knows she wears ballet flats) as she makes her way through the streets of London. Truth be told, we got as far as Amy wheezing and telling the Incredible Hulk to piss off before remembering we had real work to do - though it would have been nice to see her reunion with Blake.

Bow Wow and The Game Battle Over Madden X, Blowjobs From Ciara

It all started with rapper/actor Bow Wow playfully challenging rapper/starf*cker The Game to a game of Madden X, suggesting that the winner would get to donate $100,000 of the other rapper’s money to their favorite charity. The Game seemed to miss the “charity” aspect in his retort, however, claiming that he has all the money he needs. What The Game needs, however, is blowjobs. Blowjobs from Bow Wow’s ex Ciara. “How about we raise the stakes…call Ciara and tell her to suck EVERYBODY on this bus’s dick.” The Game then lists the names of the would-be recipients, who nod enthusiastically. Moral of the story: rappers need to stop interacting with The Game. If you ignore him, he might go away. [Industry Finest]

Angelina 2.0

Meet Alison Carroll (pictured at right), the new Lara Croft for the Tomb Raider video game. How does the curvy British gymnast stack up to sexy babymomma and star of the film Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, Angelina Jolie? Will she move from video games to the big screen?

Angelina Jolie
Age: 33
Lara Croft: movie
Kids: SIX!
Babydaddy: Duh, Brad Pitt
Choice quote: “It’s easier to talk when you’re naked … Get naked with me, and Ill talk! Our family has grown very quickly, and we have a lot of responsibility together, and we acknowledge that we are lucky we turned out to be for each other everything we’d hoped. We could have been very wrong, but every challenge we hit has brought us closer. It has been that kind of relationship.” Angelina told People about Brad.
Alison Carroll
Age: 23
Lara Croft: video game
Kids: 0
Babydaddy: not yet
Before Tomb Raider: British golf club receptionist
Choice quote: “I’m single and having fun,” she told The Sun newspaper. “I’m not looking for a long-term relationship as most men can’t keep up with me. But playing Lara Croft, the sexiest game heroine there is, should get me a few more dates!”.

Check out our gallery of the smokin’ hot new Lara Croft: