Hef Moves On With New, Hot Blonde

Hugh Hefner has added yet another gorgeous blonde to his new posse of barely legal ladies. 22-year-old Crystal Harris is the latest tight-bodied hottie to string her tiny arm around Hef’s back, taking her place next to the 82 year old’s other gal pals, twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon. According to her Myspace page, Crystal is a Psychology student at San Diego State, and she’s plastered her site with pictures of Disney World, puppies and sexy snapshots of herself.

She has yet to make it into the pages Playboy, but Crystal did pose nude on Playboy.com as their Co-Ed of the Week last October. She confirmed her position as Hef’s girlfriend on an E! Online message board, telling fans that “Hef gave me permission to fill people in on the new updates as a voice from the mansion.” She also hinted that Hef’s love clique might still be searching for other members. “There are a couple that we have interest in,” she wrote about the possibility of adding more girlfriends to the mix. “… As for now, it is just us three.”

Hugh Hefner's girlfriend, Crystal Harris. [Photo: MySpace]

Hugh Hefner's girlfriend, Crystal Harris. [Photo: MySpace]

Hugh Hefner's girlfriend, Crystal Harris. [Photo: MySpace]

Hugh Hefner's girlfriend, Crystal Harris. [Photo: MySpace]

Hugh Hefner's girlfriend, Crystal Harris. [Photo: MySpace]

Hugh Hefner's girlfriend, Crystal Harris. [Photo: MySpace]

Hugh Hefner's girlfriend, Crystal Harris. [Photo: MySpace]

Hugh Hefner's girlfriends, Crystal & the Shannon Twins. [Photo: Getty Images]

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Kendra Wilkinson has barely moved out of the Playboy mansion - where she’s lived with boyfriend Hugh Hefner and fellow girlfriends Bridget and Holly for four years - and already she’s engaged to another man. The mysterious love machine who yanked Kendra away from her 82-year-old dreamboat is Hank Baskett, a wide receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles. Let’s get to know the future Mr. Kendra Wilkinson, shall we?

• Full name: Henry Randall Baskett III
• Age: 26 years old (Kendra is just 23)
• Life Story: Hank grew up in New Mexico where he excelled at academics, track, basketball and of course, football. He was the leading receiver at the University of New Mexico for two years, where he perfected his football skills.
• Football Deets: Baskett ended up on the Eagles in 2007, after being drafted by the Minnesota Vikings. He was named a special MVP for the season last year as a rookie.
• How He Landed Kendra: The couple allegedly has been together (Kendra listed him as her hero on her MySpace page) for a little while, and engagement rumors first popped up in late September. He proposed atop the Space Needle in Seattle, with both their families apparently present. Sources say Kendra was totally shocked and surprised, but said yes, obviously.
• Just How Hot Is This Guy? Check out our pics below to find out.

Hank Baskett [Photo: Getty Images]

Hank Baskett [Photo: Getty Images]

Hank Baskett [Photo: Getty Images]

Hank Baskett [Photo: Getty Images]

Hank Baskett [Photo: Getty Images]

Hank Baskett [Photo: Getty Images]

Hank Baskett [Photo: Getty Images]

Hank Baskett [Photo: Getty Images]

Vida Guerra, Playboy model and video girl, shows off the goods. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Vida Guerra bikini picture. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Vida Guerra bikini picture. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Vida Guerra bikini picture. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Vida Guerra bikini picture. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Vida Guerra bikini picture. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Vida Guerra bikini picture. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Apparently dissatisfied with the attention she received for lip smacking Criss Angel in public, Holly Madison has now taken to whining about her time as Hugh Hefner’s main bunny. “I’m just kind of sad about my breakup with Hef. I wish he would’ve seen it coming,” she lamented to Extra. “I want to be with somebody I can have more of a future with eventually. Hef and I can’t get married and have kids…so it was fun while it lasted but it wasn’t right for my old age. I got too old for Hef.”

The ancient and eldery Madison went on to divulge that she is still living with and working for her ex, but will be transitioning into a condo very soon. She also commented on her hopes for future suitors, saying, “It might be refreshing to date someone who is not high maintenance. Sorry, Hef, you know you’re high maintenance. I love you but you know you’re high maintenance.”

But does Holly know that Criss Angel is high maintenance? The douchey illusionist is always decked out in glimmering jewels, and his intense hairdo and makeup rivals that of his new lady. Love may be blind, but can’t it smell a loser?  [Photo: WireImage]

Newly single Holly Madison and her rumored boyfriend Criss Angel spent Wednesday night partying at the Palms in Las Vegas. While the pair were never openly all over each other, they also did nothing to deny their alleged relationship. The cheesy couple was spotted discreetly tonguing each other by a partying spy. Sneaky! They even brought along a third wheel (to deflect attention away from their budding relationship, perhaps?), Holly’s former girlfriend-in-law, Bridget Marquardt. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Bridget Marquardt and Criss Angel at a Halloween bash at Moon Nightclub in the Palms. [Photo: X-17 Online]

Holly Madison at a Halloween party at Moon Nightclub in the Palms. [Photo: X-17 Online]

Holly Madison takes a picture of Chriss Angel at a Halloween bash at Moon Nightclub in the Palms. [Photo: X-17 Online]

Hugh Hefner and his replacement girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina Shannon, hit up a book signing in Hollywood last night. Even after years and years of scoring with hot chicks, Hef looks like he can’t quite believe his luck. [Photo: Splash News Online]

We came across this pic of Holly Madison shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday, dressed down and with no makeup on her face. The result? She looks amazing! Natural, relaxed, and more beach babe than bunny. But hey, that’s just our opinion. We’ve got a pic of the made up Holly above too - which do YOU (and Hugh) prefer?  [Photos: Getty Images, Splash News Online]

What do you think, is Jayde Nicole a step up from Kristen Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad?

Amazingly, hot women seem to be attracted to the douchebag factory that is Brody Jenner. We’ve never quite understood what is so attractive about a dude who loves throwing down peace signs, tattooing his name on his body, and Spencer Pratt - but chicks seem to dig it. But his latest lady is of a respectable pedigree - Playboy! She’s not just any old Playmate, she’s the Playmate of the Year 2008. Doesn’t she seem to be a little too good for a dude about to star in a show called Bromance?

On second thought - she apparently has the word “respect” tattooed right above her vadge. Sounds like a perfect match!

Models Bridget Marquardt, Jayde Nicole and Holly Madison arrive at The National Lampoon Presents a Night with "The Girls Next Door" event at the Playboy Mansion on September 6, 2008 in Los Angeles California. (Photo by Jesse Grant/Getty Images)

Jayde Nicole arrives at The National Lampoon Presents a Night with "The Girls Next Door" event at the Playboy Mansion on September 6, 2008 in Los Angeles California. (Photo by Jesse Grant/Getty Images)

Jayde Nicole attends the 2008 Playmate Of The Year presentation at the Playboy Mansion on May 8, 2008, in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Toby Canham/Getty Images)

Jayde Nicole attends the 2008 Playmate Of The Year presentation at the Playboy Mansion on May 8, 2008, in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Toby Canham/Getty Images)

Playboy playmate of the year Jayde Nicole at the "2008 Playmate of the Year Reception" at the Playboy Mansion on May 8, 2008 in Holmby Hills,California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)

Playboy playmate of the year Jayde Nicole at the "2008 Playmate of the Year Reception" at the Playboy Mansion on May 8, 2008 in Holmby Hills,California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)

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