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Yesterday, following their win over the Detroit Lions, the Minnesota Vikings gathered in their dressing room to present the game ball to the team’s coach, Brad Childress, whose son is joining the Marine Corps this week. Yet what should have been a sentimental moment was quickly turned sexy when Fox accidentally showed tight end Visanthe Shiancoe in the shot, standing completely naked behind team owner Zygmunt Wilf, who was presenting the football.

Whoops! Maybe it’s time for the Vikings to express themselves on another one of those notorious, orgy-filled booze cruises they’re known for? You can peep the uncensored version here (NSFW, ya know); we’ve blocked out all the wang action for your sensitive eyes above.  [Photo: Deadspin]

Kendra Wilkinson has barely moved out of the Playboy mansion - where she’s lived with boyfriend Hugh Hefner and fellow girlfriends Bridget and Holly for four years - and already she’s engaged to another man. The mysterious love machine who yanked Kendra away from her 82-year-old dreamboat is Hank Baskett, a wide receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles. Let’s get to know the future Mr. Kendra Wilkinson, shall we?

• Full name: Henry Randall Baskett III
• Age: 26 years old (Kendra is just 23)
• Life Story: Hank grew up in New Mexico where he excelled at academics, track, basketball and of course, football. He was the leading receiver at the University of New Mexico for two years, where he perfected his football skills.
• Football Deets: Baskett ended up on the Eagles in 2007, after being drafted by the Minnesota Vikings. He was named a special MVP for the season last year as a rookie.
• How He Landed Kendra: The couple allegedly has been together (Kendra listed him as her hero on her MySpace page) for a little while, and engagement rumors first popped up in late September. He proposed atop the Space Needle in Seattle, with both their families apparently present. Sources say Kendra was totally shocked and surprised, but said yes, obviously.
• Just How Hot Is This Guy? Check out our pics below to find out.

Hank Baskett [Photo: Getty Images]

Hank Baskett [Photo: Getty Images]

Hank Baskett [Photo: Getty Images]

Hank Baskett [Photo: Getty Images]

Hank Baskett [Photo: Getty Images]

Hank Baskett [Photo: Getty Images]

Hank Baskett [Photo: Getty Images]

Hank Baskett [Photo: Getty Images]

Our new favorite cheerleader, Caitlin Davis (seen above in skimpier gear), has come forward to claim that she was not responsible for drawing penises, swastikas, and offensive words on a friend. Pictures of Davis posing with the kid in question leaked onto the internet this week and secured her termination from the Patriots cheerleading squad. Her excuse is reminiscent of something we told our parents back in the day: “The kid in the picture was a ‘drunk guy who passed out and was written on,’ as his costume for the night.”

Ah, the old ‘blame the other guy’ trick! She then describes what went down that night in a Boston College dorm:

“Me and my girls left the dorm and went to another house and came back to the kid passed out on the futon we were suppose to sleep on. The guys ended up drawing more on him due to the fact that he was the first one to pass out on Halloween night … At the time I had jumped in the picture with the kid, I didn’t realize what had been drawn on him, which I take responsibility for not being alert. Me and my girlfirends [sic] took pictures with him because we found it humorous how badly he was drawn on.”

It seems like a pretty convenient excuse to us and we doubt the Patriots are buying it, but maybe a reality show casting director will. Caitlin seems perfect for the tiny, trashy screen, doesn’t she?  For more pics of Caitlin and her former squad, click below.  [Photo: BustedCoverage]

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[Photo: GettyImages]

[Photo: GettyImages]

[Photo: GettyImages]

[Photo: GettyImages]

How many times do we have to tell you kids: incriminating pics posted on Facebook will surely come back to haunt you! Just ask Caitlin Davis, the pint-sized Patriots cheerleader who was booted from the squad this week after photos of her and a pal drawing penises and swastikas all over a friend’s face leaked onto the web. “She is no longer with the squad,” the team’s spokesperson revealed yesterday.

Caitlin is a college student at Johnson & Wales University who grew up in Foxboro, the same town in which the Pats play. The blond babe was the youngest woman ever to land a spot cheering on the field, and she told a local paper she admired the team for their commitment to community service. “That’s what I did growing up with my church youth group,” she told a local newspaper.

Caitlin revealed a randier side on her Patriots profile, listing her favorite song as “Wasted” by Carrie Underwood. Looks like she was more about getting sloppy than serving others, which is sadly nothing to cheer about.  [Deadspin, Boston Herald]

Billions of people change car tires every single day. But when Tony Romo does it, the world stops, volcanoes erupt with doves, and the seas shimmer with waves of gold. Jessica Simpson’s trapped boyfriend pulled over to help a middle-aged couple deal with their blown tire in Texas recently, and their reaction is well, priceless or pathetic, depending on how evil a person you are.  Stranded motorist Sharon White details her and her husband Bill’s encounter with the football player:

“Bill was fooling with that tire, and I was standing beside the car watching him. The next thing I know, a nice-looking young man, very well-dressed, but with something strange on his chin, he walked up, smiled, and said, ‘Hey, you need some help?”

Sharon continued: “I did something no 50-year-old woman should be doing, but I screamed real loud, and then jumped up and hugged him.

Her husband Bill also freaked out: “Look, we’re driving a 10-year old car that is sitting in a parking lot with a flat tire in the dead of night. He could tell by that we’re nothing special. But here’s a young man making millions of dollars, and he’s got all this fame and glory, and he does this?” He added, “This was a good person we met. A good person with small-town values despite all the big-city fame and fortune.”

So there you have it folks. Tony Romo might as well be God, which would make Jessica Simpson’s preacher pop pretty happy, right?  [NFL Fanhouse. Photo: Getty Images]