Sluttiest Of ‘08: Vote Now!

Anyone can be a slut, but only one person can be the sluttiest. In music, John Mayer got yet another Rolling Stone cover model addicted to what the dick did, and Danity Kane’s Aubrey O’Day seemed to be making out with someone new every week — if not every day. On TV, Gossip Girl’s Chuck Bass took soap opera studding to operatic, unprecedented heights while wearing a goddamn ascot, and VH1’s Angelique rocked so much love that we even caught her sending graphic texts to one of our office workers. For those about to get it on, we salute you!

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2 in Hawaii. [Photo: MySpace]

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2 in Hawaii. [Photo: MySpace]

Angelique (aka Frenchie) posed in a picture for her defunct MySpace page. [Photo: MySpace]

Angelique (aka Frenchie) posed in a picture for her defunct MySpace page. [Photo: MySpace]

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2, poses for Playet Magazine. [Photo: Playnet Magazine]

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2 in Hawaii. [Photo: MySpace]

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2. [Photo: MySpace]

Aubrey O'Day stripped down and got sexy this year for Complex Magazine. [Photo: Complex]

Aubrey O'Day stripped down and got sexy this year for Complex Magazine. [Photo: Complex]

Aubrey O'Day stripped down and got sexy this year for Complex Magazine. [Photo: Complex]

Chuck Bass aka Ed Westwick. [Photo: Getty Images]

Chuck Bass aka Ed Westwick. [Photo: Getty Images]

Chuck Bass aka Ed Westwick. [Photo: Getty Images]

John Mayer performing onstage. [Photo: Getty Images]

John Mayer in New York City. [Photo: FilmMagic]

John Mayer performing onstage. [Photo: Getty Images]

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston go for a dip. [Photo: FilmMagic]

Check out photos of the nominees and vote now in all 12 of our distinguished categories.

• Sexiest of ‘08
• Curviest of ‘08
• Fugliest of ‘08
• Cutest Kid of ‘08
• Douchiest of ‘08
• Funniest of ‘08
• Boring-est of ‘08
• Best Wang of ‘08
• Wasted Brit of ‘08
• Sneakiest Wedding of ‘08
• Freshest of ‘08

Yesterday, Rock of Love 2 resident and upcoming Charm School contestant Angelique (a.k.a. Frenchy) stopped by our office. On a press jaunt that included telling Howard Stern that she hadn’t had sex in eight months, the French-bred, Vegas-based stripper decided to remedy that when she came to our offices.

You see, our offices, in addition to being located at the crossroads of the world, contain some eye candy, in the form of resident ladies man Shawn Mahoney. Upon laying eyes on Mahoney, Angelique — in quick succession — asked for his number, told him she wanted to “f*ck” him, and promptly started sending him sexy texts. After sending 13 text messages in two hours, the buxom blonde switched to email. We’ve included the texts after the jump as well as hot photos of Angelique and a voicemail she left.

Submitted for your pleasure, please read the unedited raciness of a woman who wants to get laid.

11:46 a.m.
Angelique: What s up? It’s Frennchy. U r so hot & sexy u need to come and see me in vegas

11:51 a.m.
Shawn: For sure. Would love to, but I’m busy. But let’s see what’s up. How bout I text you tonight and you call me back and well talk about it;) talk to ya then

11:57 a.m.
Angelique: I live in vegas hot stuff, I would love to f*ck you!! Ur sssso hot..grrrrr.

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