Afternoon Snack: Lindsay Smells Like Teen Spirit

We get that the 90s are the new 80s, and everyone wants to get a piece of the Gen X fashion trend. But leave it to Lindsay Lohan to overdose on expensive fashion inspired by Eddie Vedder’s early days. The “actress” was spotted seeking attention while shopping in Beverly Hills, stomping the streets in Doc Martens, terrible, tight, ripped jeans, and  a knit cap. She looks like she’s headed to a Screaming Trees concert, not splurging at Kitson.  [Photo: Splash News Online]

Rachel Zoe is notorious for constantly uttering “I die” on her Bravo reality show, and we’re now realizing this was not an exclamation of couture lust, but an actual update on the grim state of her health. Rachel rocked the starving look at last night’s Cracked X-Mas event in Los Angeles. We’re shocked her bones didn’t crack under the weight of the camera flashes. All it’s gonne take to shatter her collar bone is someone sneezing 1000 miles away. That girl better start adding some half and half to her lattes before even the Mary-Kate Olsens of the world get grossed out by her famished look. We know Rachel doesn’t quite get this, but most people “die” for ladies with a bit of meat on their bones.

Jennifer Aniston helps keep the newspaper industry afloat by picking up an LA Times to hide behind when attacked by photographers. Maybe she should try reading it next time.  [Photo: Splash News Online]

The incomparable Mary Carey - porn star, politician, Celebrity Rehabber - was snapped while out to dinner last night at Mr. Chow’s looking, uh, quite full. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Need some cheering up? Meet Sara, the saxophone-playing walrus who is the star of the new Istanbul Dolphinarium’s aquatic show. Next to the massive beast is her conductor/trainer Sergiy. So whose brains are bigger - the animal who can jam out some jazz, or the human who taught her to play? [Photo: Splash News Online]

Last night at Madison Square Garden, 69-year old Tina Turner proved she hasn’t lost her trademark shimmy, alongside ladies a third her age. Shake it if you still got it, sista!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

It’s BritBrit day here at Scandalist in America, and on the eve of the pop princess’ birthday we present to you a pic of her biggest - and most disappointed - fans. These three fabulous ladies were left Britney-less, after the singer pulled out of a scheduled performance at London nightclub Heaven on Saturday night. Luckily their fabulous outfits mask their sadness.  Smile! You’re on Scandalist.  [Photo: GettyImages]

Married man Usher (whose expecting baby #2 in December with wife Tameka) gets thisclose to a dancer in concert last night while performing at the House of Blues in Texas.  [Photo: GettyImages]

National Geographic has posted a video of a super rare alien-like squid caught on camera by a gas company’s camera, 2.5 miles down. It’s totally awesome and creepy. Nerd out and click here to watch!  [Y/A/C/H/T]

Supermodel Agyness Deyn - seen last night in NYC - proves that not everyone is going through terrible economic times. Just the cost of her shoes alone could save 5 different failing companies. Jerk.  [FilmMagic]