Afternoon Snack: How .05 Of The Population Lives

Supermodel Agyness Deyn - seen last night in NYC - proves that not everyone is going through terrible economic times. Just the cost of her shoes alone could save 5 different failing companies. Jerk.  [FilmMagic]

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson act like the mature women that they are while driving in London. Dig harder Linds - maybe you’ll find a career up there!  [Photo: Splash News Online]

The Victoria’s Secret angels hawk products and make us all feel bad about our lives.  [Photo: GettyImages]

Lindsay Lohan flaunts her Long Island roots - showing off her best cheesy housewife winter wardrobe. Can’t Sam Ronson stop DJing long enough to style her? [Photo: Splash News Online]

Christina keeps hitting the town looking more and more like a trampy dude. Think someone should clue her in that her look only works in a caberet?  [Photo: GettyImages]

Ticket sales must really be down for the Radio City Christmas Spectacular, which stars those leggy ladies in awkward outfits, the Rockettes. We never thought they’d stoop so low as to light the Empire State Building with someone in a King Kong costume, but they’ve gotta get publicity somehow. Begin monkey/ape pun fest - now.

It’s almost the weekend. To get you through the last few hours of the work week, here are some models showing off their assets in skimpy bikinis in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. Enjoy!

Blue Man show during Claro Rio Summer at Forte de Copacabana on November 6, 2008 in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. [Photo: Studio Fernanda Calfat/Getty Images]

Blue Man show during Claro Rio Summer at Forte de Copacabana on November 6, 2008 in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. [Photo: Studio Fernanda Calfat/Getty Images]

Blue Man show during Claro Rio Summer at Forte de Copacabana on November 6, 2008 in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. [Photo: Studio Fernanda Calfat/Getty Images]

Blue Man show during Claro Rio Summer at Forte de Copacabana on November 6, 2008 in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. [Photo: Studio Fernanda Calfat/Getty Images]

Blue Man show during Claro Rio Summer at Forte de Copacabana on November 6, 2008 in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. [Photo: Studio Fernanda Calfat/Getty Images]

Blue Man show during Claro Rio Summer at Forte de Copacabana on November 6, 2008 in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. [Photo: Studio Fernanda Calfat/Getty Images]

Blue Man show during Claro Rio Summer at Forte de Copacabana on November 6, 2008 in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. [Photo: Studio Fernanda Calfat/Getty Images]

Blue Man show during Claro Rio Summer at Forte de Copacabana on November 6, 2008 in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. [Photo: Studio Fernanda Calfat/Getty Images]

[Photos: Getty Images]

Katie Holmes: “Suri, it’s time I told you a few things. First of all, you’re dad is Tom Cruise. Now about Xenu…” [Photo: Splash News Online]

Vida Guerra, Playboy model and video girl, shows off the goods. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Vida Guerra bikini picture. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Vida Guerra bikini picture. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Vida Guerra bikini picture. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Vida Guerra bikini picture. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Vida Guerra bikini picture. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Vida Guerra bikini picture. [Photo: Splash News Online]

He may have a few houses and a dozen cars, but with his bed head, Starbucks and cellphone, the disheveled John McCain (spotted this morning on his Phoenix balcony) looks just like us. Let’s hope he maintains this look if he becomes President.

Go vote!

[Photo: Getty Images]