Friday, November 7th, 2008
Paris’ Eye Distracts From Slutty Outfit
Paris Hilton showed up at the premiere of her new, uh, movie, looking as slut-fabulous as usual. She really went all out - luxurious plastic locks, fishnets, a shimmery dress the size of a wrist band and of course, badass leather gloves. But we were barely able to appreciate her effort, as her wonky eye hogged the spotlight. We weren’t really believers in her legendary wonk eye before, but there seems to be no denying its gloriously small, lazy existence.
For more of Paris’ hot look, feast your non-screwy eyes on the pics below. [Photo: WireImage]
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November 18th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Paris has class, money, she actually works and doesn’t have to…she has come a long way, and has more smarts than people realize. She truly love animals, and she has stayed with her boyfriend for a long time, and has been faithful, and acts like a lady.
So she has a “Lazy eye”…well, whoopie. So do I. It rarely shows, and isn’t ugly like the big mole and wart that you probably have on your nose and chin!
Paris is alright with me. She even knows how to cook gourmet foods. She is ever so cool, and pretty normal for someone with oodles of money.
November 12th, 2008 at 9:22 am
SHE HAS REALLY UGLY HANDS
November 11th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Paris a $~)~*(%@_#_@%!&)( and a major slut. All of you who like her are messed up. Paris does not deserve anything and she looks like a prostitute half the time.
November 11th, 2008 at 11:40 am
i disliike paris
she looks a total slut
November 11th, 2008 at 12:35 am
i think you look fine.
all you need is a good friend by your side to party with you.
and paris dont give a *$~(&**)$+#_!(@% about what these dumb (%#`~$$+_$_*_*) people have to say you got the money. you got the looks. you live in ….some where i donno.
but w.e
you r never gonna have to work laugh at these people that say @+%!(`$^#%^_(__^ about u!!
i mean come to CT and lets get with steve-O
and get some buds. hahhaha
really.lets.
just do somethign better wiht your money. give a lill more.