Miley Cyrus Gets Giggly With Ellen Over Justin Gaston

Miley Cyrus, stop the madness. When Ellen DeGeneres cornered you about alleged beau Justin Gaston (the interview is to be aired on Ellen Thursday), you were reduced to giggly hysterics, even lying sideways on her chair. You praised his cuteness, niceness and Christianity—we love how his Jesus bling is supposed to make us think the 20-year-old wouldn’t commit statutory rape with you—but you still wouldn’t call him your boyfriend.

Get over it, girl! If this college-aged studmuffin isn’t your boyfriend, it’s even more creepy that he’s always by your side. Just as Chris Brown should avoid suggesting he’s a platonic friend of Rihanna who loves to pick out her underwear, Justin’s country career won’t benefit from the implication that he just likes to hang out with pubescent girls. It’s not like we’re going to make more underage sex jokes if you two come out—we’re already making them whenever possible!

One other thing: your voice. Get that rasp checked out, unless you want to look and sound like Rachael Ray before you graduate high school.

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