Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

Introducing Hef’s New Twins

Meet Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Hugh Hefner’s newest girlfriends. As Scandalist reported, Hef’s former #1 girl Holly Madison was replaced by a set of blonde, bubbly party twins - and here they are. The twins have made themselves quite at home at the mansion, and are even sharing a bathroom with Holly. These blonde hotties sure clean up nice! Our source reveals that when the twins were hanging out at the mansion fresh from a shower, with wet hair and no make-up, they were “hardly recognizable.” 19-year old Karissa and Kristina now call the Playboy Mansion home, but list their hometowns as Los Angeles and Hollywood, Florida on their MySpace page. Karissa likes to use rhymes to describe herself: “Yup, I’m a bitch, a f**king classy one. Yeah, you’re a hoe, a f**king nasty one,” while Kristina warns, “Hollywood, here we come!” [Photos: The Shannon Twins' MySpace page]