Gossip Break: K-Fed Talks Up His Daddy Skills

• Best new fake celebrity beef: Kanye West vs. Stephen Colbert.  [DListed]
• Kevin Federline makes his case to People about why he’s the better parent. Do we still care?  [Seriously? OMG!]
• Paul Rudd is the least douche-baggy star ever! Also, we just created a new word. [Buzzfeed]
• You’ve been warned - this is the grossest stupid human trick David Letterman has ever had on his show. We’re still gagging.  [BWE]
• Nicole Kidman’s entire body looks botoxed.  [ICYDK]
• Eva Longoria is a closet smoker - or just desperate for attention.  [Celebitchy]
• Mary-Kate Olsen is not pregnant, just a little less skinny than she used to be.  [Hollyscoop]
• Michelle Williams and Spike Jonze: cutest indie couple ever?  [Gawker]

[Photo: People]