Shocker: Angelina’s Breasts Are Not Perfect

Is there anything we don’t know about Angelina Jolie’s boobs? We know how much Brad fancied their pregnant plumpness, and we’ve seen the pics of one of the Wondertwins being fed by the marvellous mammaries themselves (sorry). But apparently, she — and they — is not perfect! Angie’s now ‘fessed up how she couldn’t manage the twin trick of feeding them both at the same time. And stopped before the “perfect” date of six months! OMG!

“You think, ‘Ah, if anybody can do that, I can do that,”‘ she told GM:TV presenter Fiona Phillips in an interview, referring to the “football hold”. “But it’s a lot harder than it looks in the books. I did that a few times, but [mostly] I would take turns. It just takes a long time. I stopped by three months — it was about as much as I could do.”

We’d like to think, ha! Angie — you’re not so supermom after all! But we can’t, and actually like you even more for your frank admission. Damn it. Is there anything Ms Uncool can do to put us off her? Doesn’t seem it. [Photo: WireImage]

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  1. Carol Says:

    Pluueeeesseeeee!!!!! I am so SICK of hearing about Angelina Jolie!! You would think she is Mother Teresa!!! I’ll bet Mother Teresa never stole someone else’s husband!!!

  2. Lisa Says:

    I DON’T LIKE Angelina Jolie!! She is a SLUT!!!!!!!!! I Love Jennifer Aniston, she IS a BETTER woman than Angie. And Angie IS NOT GORGEOUS.