Joe Biden Reveals Police Thwarted His Potential College Threeway

While this anecdote, told by VP nominee Joe Biden, probably won’t have much of an effect on the election, it’s still the kind of story one usually doesn’t tell at a campaign rally. For some reason, Biden regaled Athens, Ohio today with an erotic memory of the time he came to Ohio University with the University of Delaware football team.

Now I made a little mistake here that day, I made a little mistake. I wandered in, I met this lovely group of Ohio University…students. And uh, without knowing it, I shouldn’t admit this on national television because it’ll reveal that I’m over 60, but I thought that we were gonna go get something to eat. What’s that street you have down there, all you guys? See, I…and so I just said to young, two young women I had met, said well why don’t you…we’ll be right back, I said well I’ll come with you, and they said okay, and I walked into their dormitory and was immediately accosted by a cop who arrested me because back in those days men were not allowed in women’s dormitories.

But I promise you I never breached the first floor and it was only a temporary detention. But that’s what I most remember about Athens. So folks look, it’s good to be back here.

Aww, the townspeople must have been touched to learn that the Senator still recalls when he almost bagged two of their young women at once. That’s not awkward in the slightest.

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