What Angelique Wants, Angelique Gets: An Office Worker’s Brush With Reality TV Fame

Yesterday, Rock of Love 2 resident and upcoming Charm School contestant Angelique (a.k.a. Frenchy) stopped by our office. On a press jaunt that included telling Howard Stern that she hadn’t had sex in eight months, the French-bred, Vegas-based stripper decided to remedy that when she came to our offices.

You see, our offices, in addition to being located at the crossroads of the world, contain some eye candy, in the form of resident ladies man Shawn Mahoney. Upon laying eyes on Mahoney, Angelique — in quick succession — asked for his number, told him she wanted to “f*ck” him, and promptly started sending him sexy texts. After sending 13 text messages in two hours, the buxom blonde switched to email. We’ve included the texts after the jump as well as hot photos of Angelique and a voicemail she left.

Submitted for your pleasure, please read the unedited raciness of a woman who wants to get laid.

11:46 a.m.
Angelique: What s up? It’s Frennchy. U r so hot & sexy u need to come and see me in vegas

11:51 a.m.
Shawn: For sure. Would love to, but I’m busy. But let’s see what’s up. How bout I text you tonight and you call me back and well talk about it;) talk to ya then

11:57 a.m.
Angelique: I live in vegas hot stuff, I would love to f*ck you!! Ur sssso hot..grrrrr.

12:00 p.m.
Angelique: If u wanna come to vegas u can stay with me anytime I love on golfcourse in 4 bedroom house alone

12:01 p.m.
Angelique: What’s ur myspace let’s keep intouch…

12:05 p.m.
Angelique: Ur so pretty:) I wish u could be mine;)

12:11 p.m.
Shawn: Well see what’s up:) I will find your page and add you. Or search under my email [redacted]

12:18 p.m.
Angelique: OK I will email u & find you on myspace tooJ do u get pic on ur phone?

12:21 p.m.
Shawn: Yes but email them to me.

12:22 p.m.
Angelique: I just did)xoxo

12:25 p.m.
Angelique: U so sexxxy I wanna play witth you!
Look a my barbie bed Lol

12:33 p.m.
Shawn: Hot fo sho… well see whats up

12:47 p.m.
Angelique: Keep it touch sexy I crushed onyou)

1:28 p.m.
Angelique: I want you right now!God!

1:56 p.m.
Angelique: We must hang out!!u can stay in vegas anytime with me)

1:59 p.m.
Angelique: Lol let them see it its ok!!ur hot!iwanna f*ck u!!

[Shawn sends Angelique an email asking if he can share this text exchange with his co-workers. And you.]

2:01 p.m.
Angelique: Ur so hot I wish u could b mine!!!show them ihave nothing to hide ur hot!

But back to why Angelique was here in the first place, which wasn’t to get laid (we think). Check back with the VH1 blog to see Angelique’s hard-hitting investigative report.

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2 in Hawaii.

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2 in Hawaii.

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2 in Hawaii.

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2 in Hawaii.

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2.

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2 in Hawaii.

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2, poses for Playet Magazine.

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2.

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2.

Angelique's Barbie bed.

Angelique (aka Frenchie) posed in a picture for her defunct MySpace page.

Angelique (aka Frenchie) and friends posed in a picture for her defunct MySpace page.

Angelique (aka Frenchie) posed in a picture for her defunct MySpace page.

Angelique (aka Frenchie) posed in a picture for her defunct MySpace page.

Angelique (aka Frenchie) posed in a picture for her defunct MySpace page.

Angelique (aka Frenchie) posed in a picture for her defunct MySpace page.

Angelique (aka Frenchie), from Rock of Love 2, poses for Playet Magazine.