Britney Names New Album After Her Messed Up Life

Britney Spears - who is supposedly on the verge of a comeback because she lost some weight, improved her weave and hasn’t talked in a British accent in a while - will release a new album on her December 2, her 27th birthday. The album is appropriately titled Circus - you know, because her life is totally just like one. We think it would have been easier to call it I Look LIke A Motherf*ckin’ Clown, Ya’ll. But what do we know, we only spend 19 hours a day thinking about BritBrit. Her first single is called “Womanizer,” and drops next Monday, September 22nd. If it doesn’t sound like a robot, we’ll be quite impressed! [Us]

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