George Clooney & Brad Pitt: The Ultimate Bromance

You’d think George Clooney & Brad Pitt would be like two magnetic objects pulling away from each other’s competing sexiness, but the Ocean’s Eleven stars can’t seem to get enough quality time together. They may not go bike-riding like Mateo & Jake, but watching them pose and quip (”I’ll be sharing mine with him,” said Pitt about Clooney’s lack of offspring) in Venice  to promote Burn After Reading is a bromoerotic pleasure without parallel. Stand between them and they will melt you like butter. Soak in this gallery and give your computer some sexy class.

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"You put it where, George?" [Photo: WireImage]

"Buono Sera, Italia!" [Photo: WireImage]

"Grr! Pitt's over there!" [Photo: WireImage]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat, Brad...for all this sexy!" [Photo: WireImage]

"Check out the ta-ta's on that one!" "I'm married, George." [Photo: AFP]

"Hey, it's not like I asked to be sexy." [Photo: AFP]

"Well, if you're going to wear all white, George, you have to own it." [Photo: WireImage]

"Please, please. Just trying to make a simple coke deal." [Photo: Getty Images]

"You're staring, George." [Photo: Getty Images]

A nearby Coen brother made a funny. [Photo: WireImage]

"Ever wonder what it's like not to be sexy?" "Nah." [Photo: WireImage]

"Seriously, Brad...check her out!" "Ok, woah." [Photo: WireImage]

Tilda Swinton can't help but wonder. [Photo: Getty Images]

One reason not to fear gray. [Photo: WireImage]

George pitches his Michael Flatley biopic. [Photo: WireImage]

Sexy's getting kinda bored, people. [Photo: WireImage]

Brad Pitt chews gum, George Clooney does not. [Photo: Getty Images]

George reconsiders Brad's hat. [Photo: AFP]

Lola Ponce reminds George Clooney that he's straight. [Photo: Getty Images]

Enjoying the romantic ambiance of the Granai della Repubblica. [Photo: Getty Images]