Gossip Break: Spitz On The Mic

Aging Olympian Mark Spitz is damn sure he would have tied with Michael Phelps. Michael Phelps has yet to officially give a shit. [NY Post]

With Warner Bros.’ long-awaited Watchmen threatened by a lawsuit from Fox, nerds are startin’ up a posse. Watch out, Wolverine! [EW]

Ladies and gentlemen, Lil’ Wayne is now floating in space. [ONTD]

Weathermen need to chill out with this mind-bending viral bait. [BestWeekEver.TV]

Gary Glitter is out of jail and creepy as f*ck in London. [AFP]

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