New Musical To Worship Soccer God David Beckham

Did you hear that noise? It was all the David Beckham fans across the world crying out with glee because the freakishly handsome football player’s life is being turned into a musical. This extravaganza of all things Beckham is titled David Beckham- The Theatre of Dreams. He certainly visits our dreams from time to time, but is his life story really worth putting to music?

The show’s creator, Mark Archer, gave the hard sell by saying, “Beckham’s story is a modern-day fairytale of heroes, villains, love, Manchester United and what it means to lead your country.”  Archer continues: “The Theatre of Dreams is set within a cheering football stadium - the modern-day church. The music is powerful, gospel-like rock to establish clearly football and Manchester United as a religion.” Amen!

The upside to this over-the-top spectacle is that no one in Becks’ life is bad looking, so at least the stage will be filled with plenty of eye candy. [Photo: Getty Images]