Gossip Break: Suri Cruise Is Not In The Mood

• Jennifer Aniston is not dating Selma Blair’s hot ex-boyfriend. Sucks for her. [DListed]
• The Jonas Brothers look a lot hotter with pornstaches. [Seriously? OMG!]
• Celebrate summer Fridays with these pictures of Diddy on a jet ski. [BWE.tv]
• John Mayer cheated on Jennifer Aniston twice(!!!) before giving him the boot. Um - whatever happened to first strike and you’re out? [CelebSlam]
• Suri Cruise is lookin’ a little bratty these days, dontcha think? Eh, maybe all the cameras make her cranky. [JustJared]
• Jay-Z and Beyonce are a boring married couple. [Bossip]
• Earth’s Facebook news feed is effing amazing. Her friend John Edward’s just switched his relationship status to “It’s Complicated.” OMG! [CollegeHumor]

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