Britney’s Mom Is An Author, Ya’ll!

We are finally going to be privy to all of Lynne Spears‘ mediocre inner thoughts about her daughters Britney and Jamie-Lynn, thanks to her new book, Through The Storm. We wish she had titled it Through the Natty, Plastic Weave On My Daughter’s Shaved Head, but some editor probably shot that one down. The book promises to cover all the juicy highlights from The Year (or two) That Britney Went Bat-Sh*t Crazy, such as:

• “Lynne’s backseat role in Britney’s path to fame and how it forever changed their family
• Her regret in abdicating parental authority to managers, agents, and record companies
• The challenges that shaped Lynne and Jamie’s marriage and how that affected Bryan, Britney, and Jamie Lynn
• Her response to Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy
• The startling events that led to Britney’s meltdown and Lynne’s showdown with manager Sam Lufti
• How faith, family, and friendships have been her harbor in the storm of paparazzi, tabloid scribblers, and gossip hounds”