Lauren Conrad Makes The Hills A Crappy Place To Live

Residents of Lauren Conrad’s tony Los Angeles neighborhood are like, dunzo with the Hills star, accusing her of bringing drama to their hood that doesn’t involve Audrina f*cking an illiterate hairdresser. A herd of paparazzi, partying pals, and stalking fans hungry for Lauren and her followers have infested the nabe, and residents are starting to get a little pissed off. Complaints range from the legitimately scary: “several paparazzi began fighting and one pulled a knife on the other one,” to the whiniest bullsh*t this side of the ferry to Martha’s Vineyard: ” Lights are left on in there 24/7, so you wonder if anyone is sleeping.”

There’s nothing quite like rich people complaining about stuff. About thirty neighbors signed a petition insisting that the city revoke The Hills filming permit and in it, “complained that the show’s production workers served food to the paparazzi and placed a port-a-potty in front of Conrad’s house for their use.” Sounds like they should stop their whining and stock up on the free bagels. [LA Times. Image: Splash News]