Wednesday, August 6th, 2008
Jenna Jameson Pregnant With Embarrassed Baby
Porn master and plastic skeleton Jenna Jameson is knocked up with her first kid. The proud papa is Tito Ortiz, who does that freaky Ultimate Fighting crap. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time,” says a pal of the porn princess. Jameson has miscarried with her ex-husband, and failed at in vitro fertilization, so she must be overjoyed. And hey, so are we! This kid is either going to kick ass or flaunt it, sealing it’s destiny as an American legend before it’s even born. Congrats guys! [NYP]
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August 12th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
love ya jenna so excited for u congrats
August 12th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
ultimate fighting crap, your a (`$%)~+*!(~(!)`((
August 10th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Im surprised it took her this long to get knocked up.
August 9th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
and you call this NEWS …why?
August 9th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
your the man +#*$^@@%$$!`~@_ o loved you in the ufc and even more now
August 8th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Lets just hope the baby doesn’t come out with all types of std’s from all the &_^**)%*)!+*!)~(# and *)*!_%!^+*(!(_`& that it’s mother has had in her mouth! ha! LOL
August 8th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Yes that is my real name…anyways…im so excited for them! If it is a girl, she will be gorgeous and if it is a boy, he will be adorable.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
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August 7th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
MMA is not crap. `_(*+%!+#*`+*^^ o might be gay, but don’t punish the whole sport.
August 6th, 2008 at 11:40 am
ultimate fighting isn’t crap, it’s an art…just like porn…jebus, get it right