Wednesday, August 6th, 2008
Jenna Jameson Pregnant With Embarrassed Baby
Porn master and plastic skeleton Jenna Jameson is knocked up with her first kid. The proud papa is Tito Ortiz, who does that freaky Ultimate Fighting crap. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time,” says a pal of the porn princess. Jameson has miscarried with her ex-husband, and failed at in vitro fertilization, so she must be overjoyed. And hey, so are we! This kid is either going to kick ass or flaunt it, sealing it’s destiny as an American legend before it’s even born. Congrats guys! [NYP]
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August 27th, 2008 at 6:13 am
congrats to the both of you , one things for sure the baby name wont be Dana will it LoL
August 25th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Lmao She’s knocked up, Man thats crazy lease she doesn’t have to push, that baby should slide right out. Can a baby even get her std’s or her vd’s from child birth. Dude better look in to that ^+(^^**!#_#@~^*$ Thats some gross ^+(^^**!#_#@~^*$ man, I wonder what they would let the baby watch 2 girls, 1 cup lol lessons lmao screw the both
August 25th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
She’s Pregnant….MAN THATS !~@!)#)`~^#^@$`# ING GROSS MAN…THAT POOR BABY WILL SLIP OUT OF HER LOOSE @`)!(*!^(#*())* CROTCH. LEASE SHE DOESN’T HAVE TO PUSH LMAO CPS TAKE THAT BABY AWAY
August 24th, 2008 at 3:59 am
YAY JENNA! CONGRATS GIRLIE!!!
August 22nd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
i just want to say i hope she has a c-section because with a head like +%%_~@_))((%$$$ o’s i would definitely think twice having natural childbirth. lol!!! because wow that man’s head is huge!!!!!!!!! but non the less congrats!!!!!
August 21st, 2008 at 1:29 pm
congrats!
August 19th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I hope they dont give the kid a stupid name…
August 13th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
NICE AT LEAST THEY HAVE MONEY FOR THE SHRINK!!!
August 13th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I think it is a joke you both being parents your child is going to be ashamed of its parents. It has a washed up porn %(^~#(&#@+%*#*@%) for a mother and a washed up want a be father who gets his #*@#%$@~**)$_&^ beat in the octagon. I hope you both get luck, maybe it will look like dana white cause Im sure he was tagging that in the back of his hummer thats one of the reason !~^*+!))##&!_#* o cant stand dana.