#95: Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

Here’s a sure-fire way to get rich and famous: F*ck a D-List singer (Ray-J) with a famous big sister (Brandy) and capture it on videotape. If you have a big round ass like Kim Kardashian, you could ride what should be 15 seconds of notoriety into a full-blown Hollywood career.

Kim sued Vivid Video (who bought the sultry film for $1 million from a third party) for releasing her “private” tape of dirty sex (water sports, anyone?). But where would Kim be without her porn video? Not on gossip blogs and entertainment websites. Not getting paid to shake her ass at club parties. Not dating NFL stud Reggie Bush. And not making serious bank off her own E! reality TV show.

Kim has sworn that she will “never, never, never again” film herself getting freaky, but we’re begging her to never say never — at least not to the Record button being pressed in the bedroom. For the sake of her ratings, this girl needs to keep her options — and legs — open.

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  1. Jan Says:

    I think it’s super funny that you’re all here saying “I hate Kim she’s such a slut! Boo I hate that nasty +$&(_((_)_*#!&%%)$ But you’re here… and you went through her pics. And you took the time to comment. Good for you.

    Ironic.

  2. Samantha Says:

    EEEEEWWWWW!!!!! Kim is so disgusting. Who would even think of videotaping yourself having sex and then think no one would find out. Your faces were sure funny though, Kim.

  3. stunna Says:

    I wish my ex would get famous so I could release the tape and rolls royce! lmao

  4. has2b4u Says:

    I’m sorry….but Kim is smoking…and if Ray J had good sense…that is one piece he should have kept to himself. He will never see that good moment again…and to go from Kim to Whitney…well…that just speaks for itself. watch out ray J. it’s a lot of hunnies about to act funny with you from that tape with you and Kim? How’s the new Rolls riding?

  5. Angel Says:

    what the hell! Some women just dont know when to quit! She knew it was a chance this was going to be aired out, she wanted to be seen, so i sure in the heck dont feel sorry for her I feel sorry for her parents.

  6. roxeene Says:

    I really think it is a shame that people would take advantage of a mistakes we all made in life. I am so glad that I am not in the lime light of this scandalis message.

  7. miranda Says:

    I think she is effin nasty because she is a wife with four girls what the !)$)%~$(@_+!%!(@ kinda role model is that from a mom………. well her pic is posted on the right website SCANDALIST!!!!!!

  8. lalalalala Says:

    ha ha nasty +`^)~((**(~$*)~`^

  9. tanya Says:

    i think u go girl!!! you are gorgeous and i rekon kim would be better of being hefs girlfreinds than the other 2 things hes picked (twins) i love u kim and ur show

  10. alexandra Says:

    i swear when u make a homemade porno..don’t let your man keep it

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