#95: Kim Kardashian Sex Tape
Here’s a sure-fire way to get rich and famous: F*ck a D-List singer (Ray-J) with a famous big sister (Brandy) and capture it on videotape. If you have a big round ass like Kim Kardashian, you could ride what should be 15 seconds of notoriety into a full-blown Hollywood career.
Kim sued Vivid Video (who bought the sultry film for $1 million from a third party) for releasing her “private” tape of dirty sex (water sports, anyone?). But where would Kim be without her porn video? Not on gossip blogs and entertainment websites. Not getting paid to shake her ass at club parties. Not dating NFL stud Reggie Bush. And not making serious bank off her own E! reality TV show.
Kim has sworn that she will “never, never, never again” film herself getting freaky, but we’re begging her to never say never — at least not to the Record button being pressed in the bedroom. For the sake of her ratings, this girl needs to keep her options — and legs — open.












November 1st, 2008 at 8:17 pm
thanks
October 28th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
;ljlo
October 28th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
lkihlk
October 28th, 2008 at 1:20 am
Can I Hit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on Ray J(booooo) My music ten times better than Brandy little brother hahahahaha Holla D.R.B.(Dem Raleigh Boyz)
October 26th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
hoe hoe hoe
October 24th, 2008 at 1:38 am
Kim, I really feel bad for you. This “wanna-be” rapper really got you to take your clothes off and do the unspeakable to you… Not only were you having private moments, in which you thought just the two of you and NOBODY ELSE was going to watch this sex tape! You must have been so embarrassed when that went to video… But, you are a beautiful woman, and you `$&^^))+@!~^^“ is your best `$&^^))+@!~^^“ et!!! Smile Kim, you have a great career ahead of you!!! Love ya, Willow
October 22nd, 2008 at 5:55 pm
KIm you have an ^(#(#`_^`)*#~(* that is bigger than a horse I once owned! Go on a diet and grow up!
October 20th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Oh Ray J didn’t know you was looking like that! Nice, sweaty, and sexy! GO KIM GO KIM!!!
October 20th, 2008 at 2:05 am
SHE IS ALL FAT AND Plastic
October 19th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
she is only known er dad was oj simpsons lawyer,and because dayes a football player/she is not that cute her sis cortney is cuter