#95: Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

Here’s a sure-fire way to get rich and famous: F*ck a D-List singer (Ray-J) with a famous big sister (Brandy) and capture it on videotape. If you have a big round ass like Kim Kardashian, you could ride what should be 15 seconds of notoriety into a full-blown Hollywood career.

Kim sued Vivid Video (who bought the sultry film for $1 million from a third party) for releasing her “private” tape of dirty sex (water sports, anyone?). But where would Kim be without her porn video? Not on gossip blogs and entertainment websites. Not getting paid to shake her ass at club parties. Not dating NFL stud Reggie Bush. And not making serious bank off her own E! reality TV show.

Kim has sworn that she will “never, never, never again” film herself getting freaky, but we’re begging her to never say never — at least not to the Record button being pressed in the bedroom. For the sake of her ratings, this girl needs to keep her options — and legs — open.

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  1. Camilla Says:

    maybe like this she can be famous… Or maybe not… Her ~@&&_!)#`($&(*$ is too nasty =(

  2. Harry Larris Says:

    Whens that dud going to stick his face between those thick +~~@$+$@*_@*$`* thighs and lick that gorgeous +~~@$+$@*_@*$`*

  3. AARIEL Says:

    Come 0n i g0t )~@+!_%#~&&&&&_ how comE
    im not faMous maYbe i’lL mAke
    a sEx taPe with tHat one guy from MAN AND WIFE
    THEN f0R sURE mY )~@+!_%#~&&&&&_ W0ULd BE N eVERY MAg Y0U SEe!.L0L

  4. MEGAN Says:

    U HAD SEX WITH SEXY CAN I RAY J U ROCK GIRL ME AND MY FRIENT TIANA LOVE HIM LIKE CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Dance_chick Says:

    PEOPLE ACT LIKE SHE THE ONLY ONE WITH AN )^~#_*$+~+`##@@ ITS A LOT OF GIRLS WITH BIG BUTTS HER BUTT IS NOTHING SPECIAL. THE SEX TAPE WAS HER AND HER MAN HAVING SOME FUN SO WHAT.NOW SHE FAMOUS FOR DOING ~)()($*@**!@#%%* THAT IS CRAZY TO ME BUT HEY THATS LIFE.

  6. jay rock Says:

    That’s right put in work for all the hard hitters out here

  7. Newo Ikkin Says:

    Another non-talent making a name for herself as a !(@+@(#%%!$~%+_@“ lover… what out Obamn.

  8. babajide newcrown Says:

    i do not mean tobe dis-respectful,kim.k as got the best BEHIND in the world and that is why ray j as got to enter from BEHIND.once again keep that BEHIND safe.love you kim (i am your greatest fan).

  9. babajide newcrown Says:

    i am in love with your `#***@^)%~@(%(^ kim,how i wish i am the one pressing that `#***@^)%~@(%(^ your `#***@^)%~@(%(^ is the best in the whole wild world.love you and keep that `#***@^)%~@(%(^ safe cos that is your money maker.peace out

  10. peety Says:

    I love kim reality show she is a very beautiful woman ,Shake what ur Mom gave her .Haters stop Haten on her.Make that money honey.

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