#95: Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

Here’s a sure-fire way to get rich and famous: F*ck a D-List singer (Ray-J) with a famous big sister (Brandy) and capture it on videotape. If you have a big round ass like Kim Kardashian, you could ride what should be 15 seconds of notoriety into a full-blown Hollywood career.

Kim sued Vivid Video (who bought the sultry film for $1 million from a third party) for releasing her “private” tape of dirty sex (water sports, anyone?). But where would Kim be without her porn video? Not on gossip blogs and entertainment websites. Not getting paid to shake her ass at club parties. Not dating NFL stud Reggie Bush. And not making serious bank off her own E! reality TV show.

Kim has sworn that she will “never, never, never again” film herself getting freaky, but we’re begging her to never say never — at least not to the Record button being pressed in the bedroom. For the sake of her ratings, this girl needs to keep her options — and legs — open.

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  1. bj Says:

    baby got back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!dont be a hater

  2. marie Says:

    yes kim u do what u want to do no one can stop u ok ilove ur family i would love to mee u me n my family in jamaica love u kim n ur sweet sisters n mom n stepfather u all r decent people nice good hearted i wish i could meet u

  3. victoria Says:

    RAY J is Gross,

  4. TEE $ Says:

    SHE MAKE ME WANNA TURN LESBIAN

  5. RASCHEEDA Says:

    OK WOW THEY HAD SEX. SO WHAT . THAT DOESN’T MEAN GO OUT AND MAKE MORE FOR PUBLICITY STUNTS SINCE UR WITH ANOTHER STAR. IT’S 2008 STEP UR GAME UP.. TIME FOR SUMTHING NEW AND DIFFERENT DON’T U THINK..

  6. NwfrUT Says:

    DAM GIRL, YOU MAKE ME WANT TO TURN LES……BIAN. GOOD FOR YOU. MAKING THOSE SEX TAPES ARE ALOT OF FUN HUH!!!!!!

  7. asjohnson Says:

    WHO CARES???? So another no talent hack sleeps with a brother to get her 15 seconds of fame. Only us brothers would find her big fat celulous @+&$)&)`^`&__%* ^`)`*%^@*`&+!~~* able anyway. I like em thick. But she is now officialy a scank!!!

  8. nitro27 Says:

    i think its sooooooooooo obvious that everyone has had a freaky moment. for those who haven’t…clearly they can get off on this!! just chill, and make a tape of your own! who knows what can happen?
    luv ya kim. forget the haters!!

  9. Tina Bryant Says:

    Kim is one of the sweetest girls on tv..and people should just leave her alone.
    Kim you have a great family and you should never listen to any negative words.I enjoy your show..Keeping up with the Kardashians!!!…my fave episode is when Khloe helped that homeless man!!

  10. tina Says:

    get a life peope…………………..

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