#95: Kim Kardashian Sex Tape
Here’s a sure-fire way to get rich and famous: F*ck a D-List singer (Ray-J) with a famous big sister (Brandy) and capture it on videotape. If you have a big round ass like Kim Kardashian, you could ride what should be 15 seconds of notoriety into a full-blown Hollywood career.
Kim sued Vivid Video (who bought the sultry film for $1 million from a third party) for releasing her “private” tape of dirty sex (water sports, anyone?). But where would Kim be without her porn video? Not on gossip blogs and entertainment websites. Not getting paid to shake her ass at club parties. Not dating NFL stud Reggie Bush. And not making serious bank off her own E! reality TV show.
Kim has sworn that she will “never, never, never again” film herself getting freaky, but we’re begging her to never say never — at least not to the Record button being pressed in the bedroom. For the sake of her ratings, this girl needs to keep her options — and legs — open.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.
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September 8th, 2008 at 3:40 am
Kim is a PIG
September 7th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
WHO CARES EVERYONE HAS SEX. SO THEY TAPED IT OH WELL BIG DEAL GET OVER IT ITS HOT! LOVE YA KIM KEEP YA HEAD UP GIRL
September 7th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
I WONDER IF I POST A SEX TAPE WILL I GET MY 40 ACRES AND A MULE. REGGIE BUSH IS NO
FOOL. BLACK MOTHERS WARN THERE CHILDREN ABOUT ~#*~*~$_`!!*%+()$ S LIKE KIM. THAT’S WHY RAY J TREATED HER LIKE A ~#*~*~$_`!!*%+()$ VIA VIDEO. REGIIE AIN’T NO FOOL’ GET THAT FREE PLUBLICITY HIDE YOUR BANK BOOKS AND THROW HER (+~%^$^+(@__$$# AWAY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. SEEMS LIKE SHE LEARNED THE ~#*~*~$_`!!*%+()$ GAME FROM HER ~#*~*~$_`!!*%+()$ OF A MOTHER. AND YES EVEN KIMS 2 LITTLE SISTERS ARE ~#*~*~$_`!!*%+()$ S IN TRAINING. THERE HOUSE IS A MODERN DAY ~#*~*~$_`!!*%+()$ HOUSE. DO US A FAVOR AND WRITE A BOOK FOR YOUNG AND UPCOMING ~#*~*~$_`!!*%+()$ S—OH YAEH YOU SORTA DID WITH THE TAPE AND THE TV SHOW.—–JUST CALLING IT HOW I SEE IT.
September 6th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
know this nasty american s ^@#)@^~&@(`@&^*%@ and $$&+~(`!`+*^^+@@ y must not bloodclat suck if you come to african and try u get bloodclat gunshot zeen suh u
September 6th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
they could be famous and rich some more we africans hate nasty +#+~)!~&$(%#~*$!( es although i would let her suck my _@@*_(@_$#*&#*+! but !!*+`&#^@!%_$^#^& must not suck periad #+~@`%^&!#^_&@@^ y must not suck that is nasty
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Now there is no way in hell Ray j and that little meat is going to make me say daddy nothing.I mean is kim serious REGGIE WATCH OUT FOR YOUR MONEY SHES GOING BROKE AND MIGHT SELL YALL SEX TAPE FOR 1 MILLION &%+&^$(#(+%#)~$# WHY SHOULD SHE JUST GET PAID AND RAY J YOU SOUND LIKE A BABY MICHEAL JACKSON MY ADVICE TO YOU IS TO USE THE %%#!#@*!_^_%%$_#~ PUMP BEFORE YOU MAKE A SEX TAPE PLEASE ATLEAST LET IT BE ABOUT 20 INCHES MORE LONGER, AND MY LAST ADVICE TO KIM IS TO NEVER LET A BACKGROUND SINGER HUMP YOU AND THEN COVER HIMSELF UP OR TRY TO COVER HIMSELF AND JUST LET YOU EXPOSE URSELF U MAYBE A HOLLYWOOD STAR NOW BUT TO US WHO ACTUALLY WORK FOR A LIVING UR A LEGAL PROSTITUTE. ONCE AGAIN HOLLLA HOLLYWOOD HATERS CRIMESTOPPERS!!!!!.
August 31st, 2008 at 6:24 pm
What were you thinking Kim? He’s not even all that. WHY????????????????????????????
August 28th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
i guess that she wants people to know about this very very much if she’s putting it on EVERY website,but htats just her.i ain’t mad at her.get it gurl
August 27th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
wow, so what! her and her ex-man where getting there “freak on”, all you idiots are acting like you guys are virgins!
August 27th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Man, Ray j you are a lucky man for hittin that. Kim you are HOT , unbelievably. I have seen that video
and WOW. Reggie Bush you are also lucky if you dont wife that i will lol. Kim stop tryin to cover those boobs up it don’t matter if they sag a bit they are so cute, and real (fake boobs suck) i am a Kim Kardashian fan hit me up @ mgitchuway@yahoo.com