#95: Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

Here’s a sure-fire way to get rich and famous: F*ck a D-List singer (Ray-J) with a famous big sister (Brandy) and capture it on videotape. If you have a big round ass like Kim Kardashian, you could ride what should be 15 seconds of notoriety into a full-blown Hollywood career.

Kim sued Vivid Video (who bought the sultry film for $1 million from a third party) for releasing her “private” tape of dirty sex (water sports, anyone?). But where would Kim be without her porn video? Not on gossip blogs and entertainment websites. Not getting paid to shake her ass at club parties. Not dating NFL stud Reggie Bush. And not making serious bank off her own E! reality TV show.

Kim has sworn that she will “never, never, never again” film herself getting freaky, but we’re begging her to never say never — at least not to the Record button being pressed in the bedroom. For the sake of her ratings, this girl needs to keep her options — and legs — open.

Post A Comment:

Pages: « 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 [2] 1 »

  1. Hollywood Says:

    I bet one of yall boyfriends are enjoying these pics rofl!
    And fyi to chick who says Kim messes up and doesnt make good use of it.
    Are you kidding? She’s allowing sales of the tape and she gets a cut.
    Now thats what you call a smart *oneofthemgirlswhosellstheynana*

  2. Joseph Bennett Says:

    Kim K,

    sexy,sexy,and mad sexy. If we were stranded on a island. Only god would know what would happen, never “stop”

  3. dagirluknow Says:

    come on its nature. most of us just doesn’t get recorded

  4. jennifer Says:

    i think that reggie bush should understand that you cant turn a &#&*()+(%@`#+~()) KIM) into a house wife

  5. jacelys dominguez Says:

    im been there so feels good when they ^&&`~~++$$)+(*#^ u in the )!)+!@!!)~__#)*

  6. Rae Sue Says:

    dude, shes just being a girl, all girls want to be naughty in some way… lol

  7. SEXY Says:

    I like Kim keep up the good work honey.

  8. Kim Kardashian Does Brooke Shields | Blog Archive | Vh1 Blog Says:

    [...] issue. In the article $%!^)$^(#_~^&)@ led “American Booty,” Kim discusses her famous family, sex tape scandal, boyfriend Reggie Bush, and of course, her [...]

  9. Lisa Says:

    I like Kim..whatever she does and with whom ever is not a problem..she’s hot and I guess for that I just can’t hate her..lol

  10. mrs. hunter Says:

    i luv kim but…she is wilding out right now
    and i hope this aint mess up her relationship with that fine +$~()(+(*)#$~!` boyfriend of hers

Pages: « 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 [2] 1 »