#58: Brad Dumps Jennifer For Angelina
Angelina Jolie, eh? She has tattoos. And sex. With a lot of different people. Billy Bob Thornton. Some other dudes. Possibly her brother. The list goes on and on and on. So when Jolie was cast opposite Brad Pitt in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, bedsprings were expected to be sprung.
Brad had never been so vulnerable. His marriage to Jennifer Aniston was crumbling. The aging himbo wanted kids; the nipply Friend did not. Pitt, an architecture nut, also had become obsessive about building the couple’s new house. It was enough to make a girl listen to some John Mayer records.
With trouble at home, and Jolie’s penchant for shtupping anything with a pulse, it was inevitable there would be some in-trailer hosing going on, on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. In 2005, the Pitt-Aniston five-year union ended in divorce.
Brad and Angelina are now embarked on their plan to adopt the entire world one child at a time. Jennifer has been working out her single’s issues with a succession of men including unfunny party-harder Vince Vaughn and that Mayer guy. Magazines fret nonstop over her inability to move on. But that’s okay. We haven’t either. — Charles Bottomley
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August 12th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
JOLIE SHAME ON YOU!
BRAD WAS MARRIED AND YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT BRAD ALONE!
JEN WILL FIND A BETTER MAN…..
August 13th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
I think Angelina is a home wrecker. She is ugly as hell she looks just like her brother. She reminds me of a freak of nature. I use to like Brad but seeing how he is by wanted to hurt Jennifer, he is no better then Angelina. I guess maybe they deserve each other. He will find out how she is and then he will get hurt or maybe she will and I cant wait to hear about that one. Who dates someone old enough to be your father. Then wear blood around your neck DIRTY %#^@#+@`##&!!$%`$
September 4th, 2008 at 3:29 am
Boy are you all jealous. She is one of the most beautiful women in the world, that’s why she makes millions and you don’t. Yeah you wish you were so ugly, it’s CALLED JEALOUSY, and you can talk back all you want, that’s what it comes down to. Nothing else. And you can’t steal a happy husband away. And it doesn’t say much for you if you think that.
September 4th, 2008 at 3:32 am
Jennifer Aniston is a horrible actress, never was good or interesting. She only became in the spotlight when she married Brad Pitt. Another beautiful person, just like Angelina. He’s the one making millions, not the haters wishing they were him. If you cut someone down you don’t know, it’s called jealousy. Oh and I know J. Aniston, she is an insecure !!+$`%~_!^^+#_~%^
September 7th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
I LIKE ANGIE AND ALL BUT SHES NOTHING SPECIAL AND HE SHOULD NOT HAVE LEFT JEN FOR HER SHE USED TO SHOOT UP AND BE DRUG ADDICTED SHES WIERD TO SHE A GOOD ACCTRESS AND ALL BUT NOT ONE OF THE PRETTYEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD NOT BY FAR I MEAN YEAH THEY CAN MAKE HER LOOK GOOD SOMETIMES BUH HES DUMB FOR THT _&_~^$`(+#(##_!^ FO REAL
September 11th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Hey, get a life. Brad, Angie, Jen been moved on. Shame on you Jen’s fan. You still stuck there to mourning for your Jen. Brad dicided to lefted Jenifer for Angie. Why don’t you blame him? . If your Jen marriage is strong. Nobody can’t break it. Understand? So stuppid Jen’s fan.
September 11th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Chinnifer Maniston so ugly, selfish , so control etc… . That why all men gone. So scary. Ha ha
September 25th, 2008 at 3:54 am
I think Brad make a right chioce there, cos as far as I am, speaking from Africa, I am in Love with Angelina J.