#2: The Monica Lewinsky Affair
If only Monica Lewinsky hadn’t blown Bill Clinton! We know that Mr. I-Did-Not-Have Sexual-Relations-With-That-Woman wouldn’t have been impeached in 1998 for lying under oath. But there is so much we don’t know … Would a zippered Clinton have gone on to prove MVP in Al Gore’s presidential campaign and subsequent victory in the 2000 election? Would we be in Iraq? Would we have attacked a real enemy instead — global warming, say? Would we have affordable oil, a viable economy, friends who speak other languages?
Forget the sordid details: the blue dress adorned with presidential seed, the intern’s claim that the commander-in chief deployed a cigar-tube in her free-fly zone, the fact that she was only 21 when the “inappropriate intimate contact” began. Instead, join us in wondering: When Monica blew the president, did she blow everything? Maybe. (OK, probably.) That’s why we’ve ranked a few measly blow jobs between consenting adults as the second greatest celebrity scandal of all time.
Monica Lewinsky [Getty Images]
Monica Lewinsky [Getty Images]
Monica Lewinsky [Getty Images]
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August 22nd, 2008 at 3:08 pm
This is sad. I think that if Clinton were still in office, things would be better. What the hell was Lewinsky’s purpose of telling on Clinton? She should have kept her fat *ss mouth closed and collected money like the rest of the women who’ve slept with presidents probably do. You don’t see Hilary making a big deal out of this.
November 3rd, 2008 at 11:14 am
I think that the only difference in bill clinton and every other president is the face he got caught from her running her mouth. he did a hell of a better job than bush is doing. come back bil.
November 11th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I feel really bad for Monica. I am so glad that she spoke out about theur affair and said something and I am so happy that Bill Clinton is no longer in office. Bush is so much better than Clinton, Val and Natalie… Monica did the right thing. Im not shocked that you said Monica should have kept her mouth shut and should have gotten paid. She is not a slut like you.